The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
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      23 days ago

      dam, I loved that game on the Dreamcast, the colors and the music. The small room aspect was fine because dam that game was something special when it was new.

  • Zonetrooper@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Playing Eve Online as I post this.

    If I’m a baseline human, I am screwed. If I am a capsuleer - well, I’m actually going to have to learn how to fly a spaceship “for real”, but hey, at least I’m immortal.

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    22 days ago

    Team Fortress Two. If I’m anywhere near the game’s main locations, I’m dead. If I’m not… it’s basically Earth. If I could get my hands on a medi-gun I’d be set.

  • EndOfLine@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    23 days ago

    City of Heroes (20 year old game). As an NPC, I would be screwed, as a player character, it would be pretty sweet at for the first few days before the lack meaningful interactions and the constant “work” started to get to me.

  • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    I have three lives, death match to the end. I think it would be never ending battles if I won. Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Descent, because some asshole playing Asteroids came and blew up the asteroid I was playing in from the outside before I could destroy the power reactor within…

  • esc27@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Happily married, with a brand new baby, living in a large house, on a well established farm, with financial security and steady income, plus a small fortune in extremely valuable wine aging in the basement, near a friendly town with lots of festivities, where no matter how badly I screw up someone will find me and bail me out so that I can get home or see a doctor.

    • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      22 days ago

      Similarly, my egg farm has just hatched it’s 10 billionth chicken that lays dark matter eggs whilst living in their own micro universe, my bank account is sitting somewhere in the vicinity of 80+ zeroes after the number, and I regularly send ships to space to hunt for artifacts.

      I suppose I get to shoot down rogue drones while relaxing in an egg based utopia. I might have to deal with time cops at some point for using spliced timelines to make sure each egg is the highest possible quality, across all timelines that chicken exists in.

  • cmbabul@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    College Football 25, I’m good, worst case scenario is getting the best job ever, fired college football coach