where can I get my pointy hat that says “witches for Kamala”
hahah yes ! I’d buy one of these
That’s funny because a few times I spied her hands, held out in front of her, fingers outstretched, looking like she was casting a spell! Lol. Nevertheless, they were all thoughts for funsies only.
This would be funny if it weren’t incredibly sad how many supposedly grown adults still fear words like “witchcraft” and “satanic”.
I wish she was that cool
“She’s a witch!”
“Yeah, but she’s OUR witch.”
~Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
I originally wasn’t going to vote for Kamala since she was a cop, but now that I know she’s a witch I’ve changed my mind.
So who were you going to vote for?
That dead bear that Kennedy dumped in the park.
I’d watch
Kamala: Democratic Witch Cop
I take it Tim Waltz is the folksy desk sergeant, but who plays the no nonsense Captain that doesn’t believe in witchcraft? Sanders?
“Kamala, I’m once again asking for you to not place hexagrams on the crime scene.”
That wasn’t witchcraft! What she did was Headology, plain and simple. Far more efficient. All you have to do is make the recipient understand that the lies they tell themselves in the dark corners of their mind are flimsy untruths that everyone can see through.
Is Headology a generic witchy thing, or specifically a Discworld thing?
AFAIK it started as a Discworld thing but has been adopted by Wiccans IRL
Not just wiccans, all sorts of pagans use it. Because the sort of person who becomes a pagan has a large overlap with the sort of person who loves discworld
It’s only a shame she didn’t make him think he was a frog.
But then, Trump is really already kind of a toad.
Okay, so she’s a witch, but she isn’t a hag, so we’re good.
insert Geralt of Rivia grunt
Hey, Geralt could tolerate witches. Even had his way with a few. Not so much hags.
Well, she did conjure up a can of whoopass
They are really running out of real arguments.
On the other hand, this is one of the more creative explanation of Trumps utter f-up. What’s next? Were the aliens providing Trump with mental energy having reactor trouble in their UFOs?
“And that’s why I call it witchcraft, because it has the effect of planting and reinforcing thoughts in the mind of the listener that defiles perspective. This makes it easier to manipulate people.”
Huh …
This fucker wouldn’t know witchcraft if it anointed his dick
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Those fingers in my hair
That sly come hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
It’s witchcraft
I will always hear that in Bart’s voice.
Yeah that’s what they say about women with knowledge.
#“Burn her!”
Pastor defends his antichrist.
He’s trying to counter witchcraft with whiney bitchcraft.
