Sombwody’s in wuuuuuvvvv.
She won’t go to jail for him though. This is just a preliminary call for all the fascists to get ready to incite violence if he loses the election.
Ahem:
lol.
Thank you for your time.
Seriously, WHAT is THE DEAL with conservative disinformationists scattering ALL-CAPS WORDS throughout EVERYTHING they WRITE?
My THEORY is that it’s MEANT as a SUBSTITUTE for LOGIC and REASON - that in LIEU of saying things that are ACTUALLY logical, reasonable or true, they JUST say things really LOUDLY.
It MUST be TRUE because it’s so EMPHATIC, right?
And it PROBABLY triggers a PAVLOVIAN response in the DUNDERHEADS who READ it. “LOOK at all the CAPS! This is MY kind of TRUTHINESS!”
It’s just… WEIRD. And sort of PATHETIC.
It’s a form of poetry that appeals to skimmers who want the tone and feeling with the fewest possible nouns to remember.
If you Want to be REALLY TRUMPIAN you need to also Sprinkle in a Bunch of words that are Merely Capitalized rather than Always using ALL CAPS!!!1
Ow. I think I pulled a reading muscle.
Wouldn’t that just make it more German than anything else?
Nah, in German they capitalize all nouns, but Trump does it at random.
covfefe
New typing quirk just dropped
I read this in Seinfeld’s voice
It’s because instead of using logic to reason, they use emotion: usually outrage, fear, uncertainty, anger, distrust. All while of course projecting the ‘overly emotional and illogical’ stamp onto “bleeding heart liberals”.
Caps conveys what their audience pays attention to.
When your chosen communication style is “begging letters from a faith healer”
This is actually from a mad-libs book she did
‘And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.’ – from Maskerade by Terry Pratchett.
I absolutely support her going to jail for Trump.
Agreed. And I also support Trump going to jail for Trump
Put em both in jail. Please.
He’ll feel like home because he grew up 3 miles away
I wonder where they’ll find handcuff keys at Riker’s Island.
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To crazies locked up with one sentencing?
Ok then.
I must say that I am willing for him to go to jail with Trump.
Her
Of course. Apologies
Don’t talk about jigsaw like that
I’m saving this when she inevitably cuts a deal to throw Trump under the bus for leniency
Dear Laura,
Fame and fortune awaits!
This girl must really love pegging Donnie on the daily
Not enough exclamation marks. I can’t take it seriously.
Huh, guess I’ll go to jail then