Are you sure this is in the vileble?
Yeah. It has a lot of horrible shit but there are some fun ones in there.
Oh you mean in devilble! Yeah 🤣 I get it now 😁! 😂
Calm down, lemme get your iPad with thunderf00t you child.
It comes in ipad form?? Lol. Oh we’re going to hell. Fon forget your charger!
Yeah, repeatedly. It’s one of the Bible’s themes: love your neighbor and embrace outsiders.
As is: giving all your earthly excesses to the poor, feeding the hungry, housing the homeless, clothing the naked, and caring for the sick. Pretty much anything that a Republican says destroys society is something the Bible says you have to do to get into heaven.
Republicans suck balls 😡😡😡
Simply put the old testament is the pick and choose portion of the bible. Only slightly more complex is their ability to ignore similar sentiment in the new testament.
Yeah, the sequel retconned a bunch, but is actually more “love your neighbor” and way less violent than the original.
But the it has that weird Paul tangent that’s just a collection of letters from a former Christian-hunter that changed sides where he gets really judgy about other Christians and he starts telling them how to act.
Started the process that made the only female apostle a whore. Only recently has that bit of self serving propaganda been debunked.
Edit: Found this. It isn’t the same article I read several years ago but it examines the text of the gospels and even paul couldn’t deny she was the first to spot jesus when he came out of his coma. https://uscatholic.org/articles/201603/who-framed-mary-magdalene/
this doesn’t hurt anyone, why would I pick this verse
Or Matthew 25:40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
I swear, it’s almost like you don’t want to hate outsiders. What’s wrong with you?
“Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.”
James 5:1-6
If these “christians” could read, they’ll be really upset.
But they hate themselves so maybe it’s consistent in a weird way.
🤔
Half them can’t read, so they don’t know it exists.
The other half find their inability to read useful and don’t bother explaining so they can keep being assholes.
They’re more of the ‘conquest and smashing babies against the rocks’ kind of old testament.
So which party is more UFO friendly?
When old testament says to love someone instead of just smiting people, you know that shit is serious.
Old Testament is too easy for them to ignore
Ok, how about from the New Testament: "Love your neighbor as yourself. There is no commandment greater than these.” - Mark 12:31
“Yes all your neighbors; I didn’t effing stutter, did I?!!” —Jesus, probably
Bible: “Love your neighbor”
Christian: Loves everyone in their wealthy gated neighborhood. Hates everyone else.
Matthew 25:31-46 is one of the few places in the Bible where Jesus specifically says something will send you to hell, but avoiding that involves treating homeless people and immigrants like people so I guess they’d rather go to hell. They get REALLY mad if you point this out, because they’re more into weekly vibes-based meetings with people in their social class than following the teachings of the religion.
Full verses
Matthew 25:31“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, then he will sit on his glorious throne. 32Before him will be gathered all the nations, and he will separate people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33And he will place the sheep on his right, but the goats on the left. 34Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. 35For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, 36I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.’ 37Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? 38And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? 39And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you?’ 40And the King will answer them, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers,f you did it to me.’
41“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42For I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me no drink, 43I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not clothe me, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.’ 44Then they also will answer, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to you?’45Then he will answer them, saying, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me.’ 46And these will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”
Unless it reinforces their reactionary beliefs.
Any of it is. They’ve always cherry-picked.
Unironically, one of the core beliefs of Christianity is that Jesus Christ dying was the creation of a new covenant with man.
Scared and ignorant, the reason religion exists at all…
I’m impressed that everyone in these comments knows there’s been 2 testaments.
Think everyone knows that bro. They’re called testes for short.
People even have a sac to carry them together in!
We’ve had one, yes. What about the second testament?
I don’t think he knows about the second testament, Pip.
Yes two … but several different interpretations variations and systems from each
