This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
1-877-CARS-4KIDS
K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS
1-877-CARS 4 KIDS
DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY
runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears
K a r s cars for kids?
They’re kids, not English professors
Sorry, whenever I read the phone number 1 877 Kars for kids, it needs to be spelled incorrectly, just in case someone wanted to donate their car today. If they’re going to spell it wrong I’m the phone number it should be spelled wrong in the lyrics. I didn’t realize the op had spelled out the phone number correctly XD
You know all you’re donating to is to keep funding kids sitting in yeshivas so they can get indoctrinated to become Hasidic leeches off society. That’s where it actually goes.
1000%
Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!
Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.
Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them
Never move to Britain then. It’s essentially our national anthem at this point…
Guess what? It’s been in the charts consistently for over 8 years and is currently #61.
It was only a kiss…
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The song that never ends, A paradox will occur wiping out of existence.
4′33″. I hate that melody and would rather just listen to silence.
Same, I randomly hear it in my head way too often
Every time I try to remember how it goes, I can’t hear it over my tinnitus.
My Buddhist friend thinks it’s catchy.
That god damned Megan Trainor Gucci song. I hate it so much.
The entire soundtrack of both Mama Mia movies.
Russian national anthem, just to shit in their cheerios.
I hate their current abhorrent nationalism and imperialism, but their anthem is kinda great.
Agreed. The Russian government sucks but their anthem is S tier.
Freebird. It’s the audio equivalent of Hookworm.
Thriller.
Pachelbel’s canon in D for reasons explained here
Could I cut up my wish into just wiping parts of a few songs? Like the march tune from Tears of a Clown, the electronic watch alarm in Rock the Casbah, and the chopsticks part of Blinded by the Light.
The sorcerer indulges you this wish.
Happy Birthday. Just because I want to see what replaces it
For he’s a jolly good fellow
That’s a wizard. Anyway I’d be nice to trace back the origin point of rap and get rid of that. I hate that stuff.
welp say goodbye to all rock music then. no more led zeppelin. james brown is gone too from the funk side. actually quite a lot of genres are gone now because of this wish. thanks a lot
By that logic all music would be gone. The origin of rap would clearly be when it deviates from jazz, rock, etc. to become its own genre. Though like country music, rap was ruined when capitalism got its penis into it, so sometime after Will Smith and before Kanye.
You can trace anything to a point of divergence. Also, it’s magic.
capitalism has its penis in every music genre not just country or rap
Capitalism has no party in this particular equation. The sound of rap just makes me irrationally furious. My friend’s exactly the same way with death metal. It’s the sound of it, not the content. Like the audio equivalent of a food’s mouth feel - such as fuck mushrooms. Rap is the mushrooms of music.
I usually use those two genres as they are very similar in that they were both music genres for the working class and historically underrepresented until capitalism saw the money and ruined them about the same time. And the typical audiences for each genre are often stoked into hating each other’s music, and by extension hating each other.
You and I will never be friends
Good.
The goddamn Macarena.
I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night.
But also so many more.
