The worst part? It seems to be true
Now this is shitposting.
I’m not even surprised
This guy’s in the same despot category as the Kims now
In 2017 though
Oh that changes everything
I hope he won’t put a bomb in my toilet’s battery
If I found out someone bugged my bathroom, I think I’d apologize for what they heard.
What a kinky fucker. The last thing I want to see is boris’s balls as he takes a shit.
News says he claims it at least
Rumor is he is going to release an album that is hours of recordings of Boris just destroying that toilet. Preliminary grammy favorite for best new artist.
That album’s gotta be shit
I will need that bandcamp link
would be top on UK Spotify for one day.
File under “It’s Okay When Israel Does It: Entry #6367821 (October 2024)”
ok, but why the bathroom?
It’s clearly a thing with these types. Trump shits himself. Netanyahu is into scat. It’s just who they are.
How else would you see Boris’ Johnson?
For shits and giggles
If you really want to hear it, you can just watch one of his interviews on youtube or whatever.
Not surprising. Israel had the tech to bug everyones phones.
The Israeli NSO group which is a day 1 hacks group developed the Pegasus spyware and found lots of creative ways to get it on peoples phones. They also sold it later on to just about anyone who was willing to pay.