The Georgia Republican appeared to suggest that Hurricane Helene was linked to the 2024 election.
    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      3 months ago

      But is it the same laser? Are weather controlling space lasers more of a rent and not buy? Or do we have the occasional dueling space lasers of someone didn’t make it to the mind virus meeting?

    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
      9·
      3 months ago

      I mean… what do you think the space lasers are for since they are not being used for Peace™ right now.

      /s because it’s sadly necessary

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      19·
      3 months ago

      US Postal Service, actually. How do you think they can promise “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”

      (Yes, that noise you’re hearing in the background is my manic cackle idly daydreaming about conspiracy theorists running with this.)

    • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee
      4·
      3 months ago

      It’s that neutral “both sides” media bullshit- just like you can’t call someone “school shooter”, it’s “alleged school shooter” until the court ruling come down the pipe six months later.

      Is this better? Idk.

  • MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
    10·
    3 months ago

    Was this during their attempt to take over Central City and destroy The Flash? Do they also have a freeze gun, spin like a top, and jump into mirrors?

  • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
    30·
    3 months ago

    This idea has been floating around the right for a while. I think it’s a way to explain the effects of climate change while blaming the libs.

  • JTskulk@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    3 months ago

    If this is true, we gotta talk Biden into running again. I don’t care if he can’t talk or stay awake, I’ll definitely vote for the weathermancer every time!

  • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    3 months ago

    Very charitable to assume her “they” meant The Democrats and not The Jews.

    Or maybe that weird ass HAARP conspiracy from awhile back.

    • Rapidcreek@lemmy.worldOP
      6·
      3 months ago

      Hilarious that people who don’t believe in climate change also believe that the weather can be controlled and targeted at specific communities. And by “hilarious” I mean “makes me want to start hitchhiking to Uruguay”.

      • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        3 months ago

        I thought about that only to realize that the people Uruguay are probably equally as bad and I’m stuck here on this rock with billions of them until someone gives me a ride.

        • TIN@feddit.ukEnglish
          1·
          3 months ago

          There is a giant ball there. And evil apes. And the evil apes are dukin’ it out on the ball. You’re one of them. It’s basically all just evil apes dukin’ it out on a giant ball.

  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
    10·
    3 months ago

    Yeah one of my cousins even mentioned some dude he knows was saying the Dems intentionally shifted the hurricane to clear out the area for lithium mining

    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
      5·
      3 months ago

      If Democrats had thst power I feel we use it to wipe her and Donald Trump along rest of Maga out of this country. I wish we had Xman like Storm. Blow Trump plabe right out of the sky and into the sea.

  • NABDad@lemmy.worldEnglish
    26·
    3 months ago

    Democrats see a mentally ill person standing on the corner ranting and raving and shouting insane gibberish, and they think it’s sad and we should help that poor person.

    Republicans see the same thing and think we should elect that poor person.

    • pyre@lemmy.world
      1·
      3 months ago

      that seems to be a defense of conspiracy theories.

      otherwise it should read “everything is a conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works” — without the word theory.