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Error: Please make sure your junk fills up the entire target area for accurate data collection.
Dick pics or it didn’t happen!
LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.
All is fine, but I’m still curious: how many do you have?
at least one. at most nine.
Mines already out in the open
fwiw if it dont autoflush just press the smaller black dot
How does no one I work with understand this?
My dick won’t reach that high
sounds like a personal problem
Skill issue
🤏
What does matter is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.
I have so many questions. Are you measuring angle from the vertical or the horizontal? Whereabouts should I be placing the ruler for that tangent? Are we using metric or imperial units? If metric, is it square centimetres or kilograms per cm, and if it’s imperial, is it square inches or ounces per inch per square degree?
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
We were just training AI flushers this whole time?
Jokes on them. They’re gonna need a longer lens.
(awkwardly long zooming noises)
Damn. They are automating penis inspection day? What are creeps to do now?
Automation stealing our jobs again. My grandpa was a penis inspector. He worked long, hard hours to put three kids through school and food on the table.
We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?
34x28x16 @ 400 p.s.i. is that enough information for you?
At 400 pixels per square inch, 34x28x16 isn’t measurements I would have shared on lemmy.
400 psi? Damn you could piss the paint off your house with that thing
Sorry, but no, you forgot duration it took to void, stream color, taste, smell, accuracy, flow consistency, body hair grooming, presence and degree of curvature, and overall hygiene. We’ve gone ahead and shared your supplied data with our 1869 advertising and heathcare partners. Thank you for opting in! We will continue to collect data at all of our established locations and now through your personal cell phone! Have a nice day!
The only person that has the right to know what my pp burns like is me!
How else would we keep the girls out of the mens room? I personally am willing to give up a little privacy if it means protection from A foreign government, besides you don’t have anything to worry about as long as you have a dick, and to those arguing that those of us with smaller than average members might get thrown in prison unjustly I say just grow a bigger slong, Besides are people with small penis really men? I mean yeah technically it’s on there birth certificate but come on.
Small penises are a lifestyle choice
There can be only one.
"No data collected, subject not big enough to register. "
glad I’m not alone here.
