I guess he thinks he’s one upping Harris or something? Weird.

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    Man I hate these fucking headlines. The race is insanely close and news headlines like this aren’t helping that. It just helps reinforce Trump’s narrative that media outlets are irrationally out to smear him.

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      It’s not really “media outlets” there are about a half dozen of these places “raw story” being one of the biggest offenders that sensationalize absolutely everything that Trump does. I’m pretty sure that they are AI generated at this point.

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    I would lose my appetite if I saw that bloated orange shit smelling fuckwit touching my food.

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    The Orange Shit Stain does not care about the working class. The drive thru time quadrupled when he wrecked the entire process.

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    Dress him up in a fireman hat, let him honk a truck horn, unwrap and rewrap a cheeseburger at a closed restaurant.

    Grandpa is all gone

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      It was a closed restaurant? So that’s why.

      I was wondering why McD HQ hadn’t thrown a fit when AgentOrange got to serve actual people actual food in an actual McDonald’s. I mean the rumors about his personal hygiene would indicate that the restaurant didn’t live up to the McDonald’s hygienic standards.

      You can say what you want about their food, but the hygiene at McDonald’s is impeccable 9.9 times out of 10. So having an unwashed civilian, without training, serving innocent civilians just seemed strange.

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        I was thinking this same thing. Having worked there in high school they took hygiene and food cleanliness as possibly the most important thing. When you can back from the bathroom it was standard practice to ask someone if they washed their hands, and multiple people would ask.

        People in the drive thru mad about food delay? Doesn’t matter, it MUST be cooked to temperature. Forgot to shave? Here is the little shave kit, please go shave in the bathroom. No one was rude about it, people sometimes forget.

        One of the only ways to get a paid day off was coming into work and having stomach pain. Immediately sent home with pay, no questions asked.

        You know this fat piece of shit that was covered in a dirty diaper and smelled of piss did none of that. Nasty fuck. Ice cream machine is permanently closed.

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    A group of Republicans and conservatives who have consistently opposed Trump, called the Lincoln Project, also added, “Good practice for his next job in the prison kitchen.”

    Well, dayam.

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    I’ve literally already seen Trump supporting family members post about how Trump has worked at McDonald’s and Harris was lying about it, so that’s why he should run the country.

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    Rage and reaction … it’s the only thing he’s got going for him at this point

    Just keep shit posting to the world and keep everyone talking about him in whatever context or situation … it doesn’t matter as long as we’re talking about him.

    And we are … the campaign is working … expect more shitposting, stupidity and insanity in the weeks to come.

    Turnip may be dumb … but we’re all equally stupid for putting up with him and watching this dumpster fire and endlessly talking about it.

    And yes … I am guilty of it all too.

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      You’re right. Also, we have to pay attention to him because he’s hit a critical mass of people willing to burn it all down on his say-so. Catch 22.

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    i woulda had a health inspector on standy just in case his diaper started leaking

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    This is ugly but you have to admit he is putting in the hours now that Uncle Joe isn’t running.

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      He sure is putting in 2 or maybe 3 hours of work a day. What a ball of energy!

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      He’s doing nothing, canceling interviews, not showing up for debates because he’s exhausted and scared, and dancing in stage instead of answering questions.

      He’s too old to run and everyone knows it