• Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Me: Barely looking at her “Ohh hey Trish, sorry for not calling you back”

    Her: Looks at me weird… “My names not Trish”

    Me: Glance at Her a little closer. “Ohh sorry you look like someone I dated once.” Go back to staring ahead and exit the elevator like a boss.

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    12 days ago

    I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

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            11 days ago

            “haha roll initiation for what? im in a elevator :p”

            Chadbro slowly begins to turn. A smirk creeps across his face as he stares daggers into my soul.
            He draws a broadsword

            “Oh”

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      12 days ago

      The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.

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    12 days ago

    Wouldn’t say anything. I’d think about this song: “I took her to an elevator, I don’t know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there”.

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    11 days ago

    Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob… What have you done to them?