List of things that don’t exist:
- Horses
also birds… they’re just spy drones.
What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.
um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real
Horses are just imaginary unicorns.
Unicorns that “lost” their horns identity as “horses” but that doesn’t make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That’s basic biology.
I don’t think I’ve laughed at an image this hard in a min.
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Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.
This Joe? Because I’m pretty sure he is a horse.
That’s probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.
That makes me wonder. I haven’t even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔
I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y’all aren’t bots? 🤔🤔🤔
You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.
That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.
That’s exactly what a bot would say.
I too am a horse denier.
I always deny a horse.
Neigh? Nay.
Take your upvote and gtfo
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.
its true, have you ever seen a horse? they’re made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.
except maybe a donkey
have you ever seen a horse?
yes!
Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?
Yes
I’m not talking about the pet play
Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃
neigh
Has he met Megan?
This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!