I’d like to become a tree.
I’m an organ donor, but I suspect my organs won’t be worth much by the time I’m done with them.
I’ve asked my wife for a closed coffin just because I think the open ones are weird as f-. Other then that I’m going to be dead so it won’t matter.
Vengeful spirit, for sure.
Not my problem… Whatever my SO/surviving descendants want is good by me.
We’re gonna make you into a real horse chandelier then.
Excellent! Can’t wait to find out what one looks like…
No… Wait… :)
Prop me up beside the jukebox.
church organ donation.
Something cheap for my family.
Eat me, bang me, fill me up with cream. Who gives a shit?
Green burial. No preservatives, no permanent structures, just natural decay and completing the circle of life. Don’t pickle me for a funeral just get me in the ground asap.
viking style. I want to be pushed out to sea on a magnificent hand-crafted canoe. Then someone is going to shoot a flaming arrow into my canoe and I’ll go out in a blaze of glory. No one said you can’t request this and I think it would be pretty sweet. Needs instrumental accompaniment.
Just be sure you give someone a heads up so that they can practice their archery enough to actually set you on fire
It’s okay, the band has “Entry Of The Gladiators” prepared in case this part of the send-off is missed.
I love that piece. I want it played at my funeral.
Scoripon in Cyberpunk 2077 had a very similar idea.
Adagio For Strings. The proper version, not the dance track.
Gotta launch the arrows at the climax, too, for maximum effect.
Give me the oven.
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If I had my way about it, I’d have a tree planted over me, but I don’t expect to know the difference, so I don’t really think about it much.
Yeah, pick the usable parts, toss the rest into the woods.
Don’t think I’ll have the capacity to care, but put me in the ground with nothing but a light porous cloth covering so all the nutrients and microorganisms can be utilized by nature.
Sky burial! Hack me up and feed me to animals and plants. That way I can at least give some of the energy back that I consumed in my life
The bog.
That’s honestly pretty bog-standard. That’s a term I learned on here a few days ago.
