I am going to be facing a lion in the arena and I need to win.
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Extended mags are notorious for jamming. Remember the asshole shooter in Aurora? Yeah, he had to toss his AR-15 because his tacticool mag jammed right off the bat.
Bring a shotgun
Punch that motherfucker in the nose so hard his skull flies out the back of his ass! The crowd will go wild.
Gun
Poison a gazelle
I heard once that if you rub the top of a cat’s head with a toothbrush, it’ll calm down.
Well known fact.
Alternatively, it will sit on any passing roomba, according to YouTube.
The problem is, you are the passing roomba in this case
Has anyone tried placing a gherkin next to it mid battle?
With a gun, the larger the calibre the better.
Get a really big laser pointer to distract it
You just gotta go pspspspsps
Finger in your ear and then hold it out for him to smell.
lol I read somewhere that this is how you get an unfamiliar cat to befriend you. They want to smell up close. Try it out!
Here you go! https://lifehacker.com/befriend-a-cat-with-your-earwax-1529804717
Lick it on the head to confuse it.
Shouldn’t it be the reverse? Ƨqƨqƨqƨqƨqƨqƨq?
Only reported to work with lion dens, but might be extended to arenas as well.
Pray to the god of Daniel and be without sin before the face of god and the king. (DANIEL 6, 13)
Are you planning to visit your crazy uncle Duncan?
Its very important you change your name to Daniel.
Sampson would work as well.
Bring all the Pokemon.
Get two Rodesian Ridgebacks.
Talk over and faster than it. Make up scientific studies to sound credible.
