The Return of the British Empire
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Shhh you might summon every K9 on the platform!
I have all that I can reasonably want that I could reasonably be given, so I’m making a gift instead, I’m off donating blood in half an hour, hopefully someone will appreciate it 😋
hopefully someone will appreciate it 😋
Not sure if wholesome, or wants there to be a car crash…
(I know what you mean, I just found it humorous.)
Ugh yes I worded that badly 🥲
A gift no one wants but will nonetheless appreciate?
For all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.
But if I had two wishes this Christmas …
My wife to stop drinking.
man, similar boat. sometimes she can’t even stand straight without teetering, and I’m tired of fighting over it. if anything, this will be the cause to our end.
I know how people here feel about reddit, but https://old.reddit.com/r/Alanon can help you get away or communicate better possibly.
Oooft hope my wife wouldn’t write something like this about me. No actual drama but my routine of being a middle-class wine drinker sinking glasses in front of the tv in the evening could be considered problematic.
as long as you handle all your responsibilities, it is what it is. when I can’t communicate with my partner or have to keep asking her to handle responsibilities or have the exact same conversation every day because she can’t remember? that’s a big problem. if I can’t trust my partner, then why are we together.
That does sound worse. Hope you guys manage to navigate this bumpy patch.
Merry Christmas too!
A KVM or bottle of Russell’s 15
KVMs are awesome but when I got a cheaper one it didn’t work with my video card so I ended up with a $300 one.
A reversal of the cuts my health insurance is making and further to have all of my healthcare paid for by the insurance I pay a ton of money to have. Especially hurts since the insurance company is my employer, or at least I used to. Now they have the same parent company or whatever they call it these days.
The same touchscreen gloves I got two years ago that are no longer being made. There’s three pairs on eBay and if no one buys them for me I’m buying them all for myself.
I really want to know more about these gloves that have inspired this level of dedication but if you tell me about them I’m probably going to go buy them.
I appreciate the honesty.
Used to be it was hard to find touchscreen gloves. Now most gloves are touchscreen.
touchscreenis indeed the easy part
these gloves were so warm for how thin they were, that’s what made them special
Find a pair of gloves you love and use Conductive thread sewn in an x pattern a few times. Works great.
Peace and quiet.
To have my dad and aunt cured of their disease so I can finally feel happiness again
Linux market share to grow more
B… But I thought 2025 would be the year of the Linux desktop!
Some day I’d love to be the owner of a Curta calculator, but considering the cheapest I’ve ever seen them is $700 I don’t think that’ll ever be a Christmas gift. A tax refund gift to myself perhaps one day, but certainly not a Christmas gift.
Fuck me for wanting one a loong time ago when you could get a real old one for like 350€… but absolutely not having the money.
What a masterpiece and a story too.
A deus ex machina
I want Saturn, somebody please buy me Saturn and all it’s moons.
That was weird cuz I named my computer Saturn, so I was like wait wut?
If you had turned your webcam off, I would not have know that. O_o
Sex. Not gonna happen with the kids at home and houseguests.
What about your spouse/partner? Maybe they’d have sex with you instead?
Dunno, OP sounds kinda kinky.
Happiness.
