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Anon gets corrected

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Anon gets corrected

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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    deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Dude is also genderless.

    I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes!

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      I worked at a university and I heard women call each other “bro” all the time.

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        My gen z sister in law says bro way more than me.

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        bruh

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        Almost like OP is making shit up

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          It is almost certainly made up for the sake of the joke, but I’ve absolutely met women like this.

      • Lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        My teenage daughters say “bruh” pretty often.

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      Cunt is also genderless.

      I’m a cunt. He’s a cunt. She’s a cunt. We’re all cunts!

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      but am i a dude?

      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        No.

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          If you have to ask…

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          ö

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      Depends on the context.

      “Hey Brian, were you making out with a dude last night!?”

      “Haha, no, that was Annie, she’s a chick, she just has short hair.”

      Dude(s) and Guy(s) can be gender neutral or male-only. Girl can mean a female child, or it can mean a woman, depending on the context.

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        That means it’s not gender neutral, it just means you use male as a default in most contexts.

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          Its gener neutral male leaning and is context specific. Like bastard or fucker.

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            “Bastard” is what you call “male leaning” because it was used for male children born outside of marriage who therefore couldn’t inherit titles.
            It wasn’t used much for girls cause they couldn’t inherit titles anyway, so it didn’t matter.

            “Fucker” is “male leaning” cause women were historically not seen as doing the fucking. They were fucked.

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              But pegging.

              • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Butt*

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          I feel like it’s a PhD thesis material

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            Only in the right class.

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      Me? I know who I am! I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

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      I have female colleagues that have yelled at me for calling them dude.

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      Dude is a network monitoring tool as well.

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        Nah, that’s the dude

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          No, that’s the admin of my instance, and he’s not a tool, he’s quite chill.

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      Listen to this dude.

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      Dude for me is genderless, but it’s not a label everyone can fit into, you gotta be chill.

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        If they don’t abide, they lack dudeness

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          Agreed

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      And The Dude abides

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    “You fuckers” is the correct nomenclature

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      “Fuckos” for informal situations

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        os

        That’s male-coded in Spanish

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          Not in Australia it isn’t. I see your cultural imperialism is still in full throttle.

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            I’m fairly sure Spanish works the same in Australia as elsewhere. Might be wrong, haven’t been down under :P

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              Spanish isn’t widely spoken down here though. The origin is completely different. We have a habit of adding -o to various words in Australian parlance - bottleo for bottle shop, the name John becomes Johno, arvo for afternoon, ambo for ambulance driver and fuckos for fuckers. Your assumption it’s spanish is incorrect and culturally ignorant, and your attempt to dictate from that ignorance with the assumption that your personal experience and worldview is dominant and correct …tsk tsk tsk i’m afraid this is going to cost you.

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                No hablo inglés, por desgracia

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    She gets angry at me for saying “you guys”

    Me: 🚶

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    I definitely use “guy” as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as “dude” as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped

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      “Ladydudes” is the way to go.

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        if someone called me that, I would immediately throw up

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          That’s on you, ladydude

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          Hey, ladydude !

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            i was able to make it to the bathroom in time. this time…

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              Evolution

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        Gentlemen and gentle women.

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        Dudes and Dudettes

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          Ya’ll

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            If you must use a redneckism then at least put the apostrophe in the right place.

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              What yal’l talking 'bout?

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              apostrophes are for stupid libs

              /s

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                | ; , | ,’ '_

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              You can’t tell me what to do. (But you are still correct…)

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            I have used y’all in a singular sense, then all of y’all in a plural sense before 🤦

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              That’s some deep south nonsense right there.

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              All ya’ll drawl an appall.

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            Yinz

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            That spelling is “ya[you] will” and I’ll brook no disagreement. As in, “ya’ll turn right at the Sunoco and go three more rights. Then it’ll be on ya left.”

            The OTS is “y’all” for “you all.”

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        Please dont ever call me ladydude, dude is fine 😅

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      I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes!

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        I also follow the Less than Jake linguistic model.

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        We need a new word. I suggest blob

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          Beware of the blob, it creeps, and leaps, and slides and glides along the floor, right through the door and all around the wall, a splotch, a blotch, be careful of the blob POP

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    Obviously fake, but the response is a total non-sequitur to set up for the grindr but.

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      It’s because the joke story was supposed to be " hey dudes" That way the woman asks “how many dudes have you fucked” he can then go into the Grindr gotcha

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        Nobody says hey dudes anymore though

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          deleted by creator

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    This is a good joke but it really lets itself down by switching from “guys” to “dudes” when it’s about the former word…

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    “what is up, my mammals?”

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    Removed by mod

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      Which crypto bro told you trying to trick people in to making an account is a good idea?

      Did you not reach your internet traffic quota?

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        Whoever programmed it

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    This is fake and gay. Literally

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      Yeah, the fact that OP mentioned being at a party was sus. Nobody who posts on 4 Chan is ever invited to parties.

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      Yeah, 20 dudes is rookie numbers

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        Ikr? I’ve fucked more guys than that, and I’m straight

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        i mean, he is an anon.

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        I think he was referring to so far that night, right? Right?!?

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      Yep, these are manufactured posts meant to create hate against women from something that never happened.

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    Why would she ask “How many dudes have you fucked?” to attack his position??

    It seems like a completely different topic altogether. I call fake.

    Oh and the gay part is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader.

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    Real and gay

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    “Cunt” it is, then.

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      Accidentally Australian /j

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        Cunt is singular, he should have used “cunts”.

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        or British…

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    Those are rookie numbers

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    Shouldn’t it have been “How many guys have you fucked?” He didn’t say “you dudes.”

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