Always buy fakes, if you find a good quality fake. No one will know. Unless you absolutely don’t care about the money.
Exactly, and maybe spend a couple hundred for a Japanese replica and all the functions might work.
I’d be way more impressed by the Sega watch to be honest. I probably couldn’t spot a Rolex if you put a gun to my head anyway.
The guy with the Rolex will just tell you he’s wearing one. That’s how it works.
What game disk is that?
Just spent a few minutes searching, and I can’t figure it out. The text almost looks like it says Virtua Fighter, but it doesn’t match any image results.
I would prefer Altered Beast
Virtua Fighter 2
That is so cool
Me, with my watchy, not givenafuuuuuck bout Rolex.
But yeah that’s some rad nerd chic there.
It should play the SEEEGAAAA sound when you close it
OP got it out of a gachapong machine… that it actually keeps time is already incredible in and of itself.
Bought a Casio Data Bank DBC-32B-1ADF “calculator watch” about three years ago for like $30 USD. I get more compliments on that watch than any other piece of clothing/accessory that I own. Started using it as my daily driver watch and it’s genuinely great, a real conversation starter. If anybody wants one, they’re still in production and can be easily bought new on the big retailers’ sites.
Jealous! I’ve wanted a Casio calculator watch since I was a child. Technically my off brand smart watch has a calculator, but it’s not the same.
You can still buy one! You’re an adult now, treat yourself!
I was looking! I probably will. Was looking through the reviews.
“go into debt if you have to”
That guy writes like minimum wage
Let me give you some real advice, buy a Casio G-SHOCK, pick a version with tiny solar panels. Seriously, they will last a very long time, no need to change a battery or synch it. Strapped my watch on like a decade ago, still works without any maintenance or anything.
Yes! I bought one 15 years ago and it’s still trucking. Solar powered and syncs with an atomic clock so no maintenance. Also while cleaning I found a cheapo battery powered gshock that’s probably just as old if not older, and it was still going and only 8 minutes off. Seriously amazing watches. If I didn’t rely on my smartwatch for sleep tracking and notifications, I wouldn’t wear anything else
That or the Casio Pro-Trek if you want something that’s not the G-Shock
Didn’t know that type, now I might have to get one
I’ve had mine for a good while now and it’s out up with all maner of abuse. Plus mine has a canvas strap that I prefer over metal or silicone.
That or the Casio A168WE if you want something that’s not the G-Shock or the Pro-Trek.
Definitely in the category of “ol’ reliable” in terms of watches but I like the Pro-Trek because of some of the added features like the compass, barometer and altimeter.
Same. Got my G-SHOCK GW-M5610. Basically the ThinkPad of watches. Will never break, throw it in the ocean, smash with a hammer. Still trucks on. Was like $60 when I bought it. Most comfortable watch for travelling and every day use.
What an idiotic OP (in the picture not you). Go into debt over a status symbol with as much utility as a $10 substitute. Yes, brilliant advice.
I mean when viewed from the perspective of his world it makes sense.
He lives in a world where substance is meaningless and all that matters is appearance and bravado. I can appreciate why to him that seems like good advice. Just kinda bums me out people live like that, but I bet he’s happy having power and influence and money. Good for him.
I couldn’t and wouldn’t fuckin live that way and I will stick with my Casio a158, thanks.
I will stick with my Casio a158, thanks.
Lol. That’s a status symbol in different circles. Anyone I see someone wearing a classic Casio, I know we’re going to get along.
It gets better! Its actually a Sensor Watch in disguise!
🤫
That is so fucking cool.
Gottem
Fuck. Lol.
All status symbols are cringe. Change my mind.
Blue Check Twitter Logic. Never has there been more superficial moronic fraudsters in one place.
Had a friend who graduated from Georgetown with a law degree and went to work at a NYC white shoe law firm. Shortly before his first meeting with a client, his boss dragged him into the office and opened a drawer in his desk. The man had half a dozen different watches, none of which were less than $10k/ea. He matched one with my friend’s suit and sent him back out. Apparently, clients at that level simply won’t take you seriously unless you’ve got that much on your wrist.
That said, this was at an office on the penthouse floor of a lower Manhattan sky-rise. Nobody making cold calls out of a boiler room in Cincinnati cares that you overpaid for a watch.
Yeah, Cincinnati lawyers don’t know what time it is as a point of pride. They woo their clients by springing for a full 5 way.
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Hey now, you could have a family that you never see plus a string of mistresses near your office.
Read an anecdote of someone in a similar station who had a client file a complaint against them because their watch was too nice. See, he’s the employee who is servicing the client. He’s beneath the client. He can’t be wearing nicer stuff than the client.
I don’t know how these people look at themselves in the mirror every morning.
Disgusting.
Gross.
Same as all the muppets in the city dressed up to the nines in their new beemer than you know is on monthly payments.
On the other hand; being debt free, now there’s a status symbol…
Being debt free one of the few status symbols you cannot see. At that point, is it a status symbol if other people cannot see it?
I mean, I still agree though. Be debt free, seriously.
Not if you get it printed on a t-shirt!
As someone starting up a custom t-shirt printing business desperately in need of building a customer base, I condone this message.
A healthy financial life contributed to getting me a wife. It also would’ve gotten me laid if life hadn’t gotten in the way. A hot lady really liked my fiscal responsibility (her marriage was collapsing because her husband lacked that trait)
being debt free
I know a few people who are definitely not in a hurry to pay off low-interest mortgages from 2020 and 2021, but I suppose that they’re already in a very different financial position from the people who might consider going into debt for a watch.
Can’t take the house with you when you die so the less you end up paying the better in a way, unless you have someone to pass it on to like kids
Those mortgages have an interest rate of less than 3%, but now the returns on even low-risk investments are higher than that, so the borrower is better off investing the money, using some of the profit from that to pay mortgage interest, and keeping the rest.
Even more: an interest rate of <3% is basically blown away by annual inflation.
That assumes your salary goes up with inflation, though.
Seriously, FUCK YOU if you peddle this hussle culture grindset bullshit. I feel so sorry for the poor souls that fall for this shit because no one ever taught them any better.
OOOP
It was so phenomenally stupid that the guy got turned into a meme for a while on Twitter/X.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/if-youre-a-guy-in-your-early-20s-buy-a-rolex
Anyone else notice Gromit is shaped like curvaceous hips and ass? I really need to get laid.
Ever notice how Peppa Pig’s head looks like a dick and balls?
Always thought she was whistle shaped
That is a pretty nice mug…
I can tell whoever owns that is high status…
I would certainly sign a legally binding contract with them!
This is the best quality picture of the gromit mug i have ever seen. Thank you.
Buy a rolex if you want to impress other guys with rolexes. Literally nobody else cares
Or buy a replica, for a very small fraction of the price and see if anyone ever knows the difference.
I have a $350 Japanese made replica of a Patek Philippe Grand Complication, everything works on it. To me it is indistinguishable from the real thing and didn’t cost me $300,000
Wait what’s the other watch called. I want that
Every watch guy will tell you otherwise. And present a spectrum of choices across multiple price bands.
Rolex is a watch that poor and middle class people think is a rich person’s watch.
Most well-known “luxury” brands are. Real rich person’s brands won’t even bother selling to the poor. There’s currently a meltdown among the middle class because Hermes is laughing them out of the store. It’s quite funny.
Just to be clear - Hermes is also a fucking waste of money that serves no purpose other than to signal your membership in a club that has no value to society.
Yeah, they’re a good example of conspicuous consumption.
I mean, yes? I didn’t mean to imply otherwise.
For sure, I was just putting a blunt tip on it so nobody would be confused.
Oh, ok. That’s fine, then. I was kinda confused.
All luxury products works that way
Correct
Yeah because luxury doesnt mean quality, pretty sure I could get a custom leather coat from some Amish dude out by Salmon Idaho thatd blow away any luxury leather.
Exactly, if you take off the brand logo of an item, its price would drop significantly.
The item itself is secondary, what’s important is the status it passes to other people. That’s why we find those ridiculous stuff with Supreme brand
This comment makes me want to drive out to Salmon Idaho and buy a custom leather coat.
Retail workers are doing that? Seems odd.
Have you never been to a high-end store where the retail workers just act sorta superior to you because they sell expensive things you can’t afford (but at the same time make multiple times less than you because they’re retail workers and you’re not)? It’s that kinda thing. It’s weird af.
They’re paid to act that way. In case a rich is in the store… Can’t have a rich person seeing a poor treated with respect.
It’s all about reinforcing class norms
I don’t know about the luxury brands but I’ve seen people act that way at fucking Zara so I’m sure they’re just deluded assholes because there’s no way Zara pays above minimum wage.
Not odd. Retail workers at those kind of stores have usually been brainwashed.
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It’s because they pronounce it Her-Meeez -hair flip-
Seriously. Past a certain level of wealth, you don’t even need to buy brand-named items for most everyday things. You don’t buy a suit from an expensive brand. You hire a world-class master tailor to custom make you a suit from scratch. It’s fit exactly to your body, made to your exact tastes and specifications. The same thing should be possible with watches. You don’t buy an expensive brand, you hire a watch maker to make you an entirely custom piece.
I’d imagine that’s pretty rare with watches. I’d guess if they aren’t just wearing an apple or Samsung watch, they’re wearing something like a Parmegiani.
Sounds pretty cheesy.
In case anyone else wants to look them up, it’s spelled with a third “i” instead of “e” Parmigiani Fleurier
So out of my price range I can’t even afford to spell it correctly.
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Reasonably-priced Citizen Eco-Drive gang! What’s a dead battery?
I have one for about 3 years, I love this shit.
Reporting for duty, after I find the strength to push the buttons
Mid end casio gang (gwm 5610u)
I also respect those thick ass medium end casios with barometric/altimeter sensors, at least you’re getting something for your money.
They’re damn near indestructible, worked with strong magnets for pipeline inspection for years, the hands on my gshock would stop near them but otherwise unphased.
I commented elsewhere in the thread that Casio is still a status symbol - just to to a different, more pragmatic, group of people. Then I saw this comment, lol.
I too love to rock a Casio, and recognize others who do as well.
Though lately I’ve been hooked on my PineTime Watch. It’s not as iconic as a Casio, but it costs about the same and does ship with a Casio immitation watch face pre-programmed.
wait… the same people who made pinephone makes watches now? 0_0!! this is amazing i need to order one.
Lol. Yeah. That was my reaction, too. Then I realized they’re also less than $30.00. I love mine so much. It’s simple, but it’s so cool.
bare wrist and linear time is a myth gangs
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Lunchtime doubly so.
