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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

It might be a permanent fixture now

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It might be a permanent fixture now

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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    instructions unclear. step bro stuck in the sofa now.

  • lath@lemmy.world
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    There’s a VP that could give it a good tumble, if you don’t mind it getting stained.

  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    Dirk Gently? Did a hole in space/time open up for an instance?

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    Sawzall

    • fahfahfahfahA
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      Yeah that’s how we solved this problem last time I had it.

      • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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        oooh, I’d say bolt cutters too for the springs

        the springs were a bit of a pain with the sawzall, so when my brother needed to get rid of his couch, I picked up some bolt cutters and it went through them ezpz. They didn’t have that much tension on them

        • fahfahfahfahA
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          The first couch I had to do this to maybe didn’t have springs…. The second was being removed from my house because my kid jumping on the couch had snapped all the springs in half so that wasn’t an issue to begin with.

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    Time to move

  • [deleted] in lemmy@lemmy.world
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    I’m glad they took the time to protect the dog’s identity!

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    Portal gun

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    Did a door materialize during the move only to later disappear? Might need to consult a holistic detective agency for this one.

    https://dirkgently.fandom.com/wiki/Sofa_on_the_staircase

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      I think we’re seeing both sides of the problem.

    • Soup@lemmy.world
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      The problem with a website full of nerds is that someone will beat you to even more obscure references haha

      • Boozilla@sh.itjust.works
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        I love that aspect of lemmy.

        The ACKSHUALLY snipers, not so much.

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    Are the idiots protecting dog’s identities now? I saw recently a photo from someone’s dinner. Everyone had black square instead of a face. Why to take the photo then?

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    PIVOT

    • YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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      This is the only response.

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      /thread

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    • superpill@lemmy.world
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      This is the way

  • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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    That dog is 100% shaming them for their failure.

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    sv_cheats 1
    noclip
    
  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
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    Speaking of moving sofas, I just learned the other day that a preprint was just released in November that, once formally reviewed, should solve the moving sofa problem.

    So next time someone needs help moving a sofa you could just give them a copy of the solution

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      Is there an AR app for this yet?

      This would be a perfect use case!

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      Sofa King has Gerbers on sale this week, half off! They had to cut them in half to get them into the store.

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    Professional mover, mathematician, or performance artist?

    • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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      Yes.

      And a large tub of lube.

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    Love the effort to protect the dog’s privacy.

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