Folks and fellas, I can’t fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :]
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pls don’t do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.
Promise?
Yes. Promise. Sadly I’m not joking
That’s why Johnny Knoxville had to wear a catheter for years.
unknown name…
That sounds like you are speaking from experience.
(I hope you don’t and I am slightly concerned)
As demonstrated in the documentary The New Guy.
Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!
at least we don’t have literal penis bones like most other mammals, good lord
LOL this guy’s dick doesn’t glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!
I can’t bend it, its flacid rn ☹️
Here, enjoy:
Majira!
What a cute strawberry :3
Sir, this is a futanari website.
I didn’t show the full picture, did I? 😎
Yours doesn’t?
You need to shake it to make it glow
Damn it, leaked out.
Note: Don’t shake it too much
The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus
Down with big brother! Up with glowy dicks 🍄 and other pokey bits
Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?
Like viagra but better!
Convenient for when you need to go to the bathroom but don’t want to turn on the lights
butt it might grow rule
This message is woke
This message is propaganda by Big Sleep
Incorrect! It is eepy 🛌️.
So I probably should see a doctor…
