Defintely hook up.

Kill him. There can be only one.

Oh God, I believe that makes me the evil one. What do I do?

Oh, they must be the version of me without the inhibitions, then? Cool. Let’s go to town. >:-)

Stuff.

Butt stuff.

Come out to the coast, we ll get together, have a few laughs…

Are they also my opposite in how they are good or evil, or just opposite in quantity?

For example, if I’m an antisocial asshole with positive ideals, does this mean my opposite is an extremely friendly and polite business major?

Hope we collapse into a self contained black hole

I picture a matter/anti-matter type of cataclysm.

Ask him to help me with my look. Villains always have the best fashion sense.

I’m pretty sure I’m 55% evil so he would be 45% he and thus the good one.

I’d probably take a car to our mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

Find common ground and go out for Thai food.

One of us tells only truths, the other only lies.

Can we swap places? I’ll gladly let him live in the worst timeline.

I tell him “Nice goatee, bro.”

i ask them what happened to have things turn out like that

if they are the same person as me, and simply decided to pick the most hateful way forward each time a choice was presented to them - i’d probably turn around and try to never think of them again. Because at least for others i can understand how life could’ve pushed them towards the wrong path. But for myself i know that good choices were always an option, so my evil alternate self would have to consciously act out of spite and hate every time