- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
Summary
Minnesota Republican state Sen. Justin Eichorn, who introduced a bill classifying “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness, was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from a minor.
Police say Eichorn believed he was meeting a 16-year-old girl but was actually texting undercover officers. His arrest came just a day after he and four other Republican senators introduced the controversial bill.
Eichorn, who is married with four children, was booked into jail and will be transferred to the Hennepin County Adult Detention Center.
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LOL, another republican kiddie diddler. Add him to the pile.
LOL, another republican kiddie diddler. Add him to the
pilepyre.FTFY.
You can’t make this shit up.
I wonder if this was on purpose… word gets around in those circles. People know each other.
You can, but no one would be interested because “it’s just not realistic.” This is almost entirely a meme at this point.
no, you can. they’re all pedophiles. every single one.
That’s not fair. Republicans just make mistakes sometimes. Sometimes they let a non-pedophile into their ranks accidentally.
yeah but not into office. there is a vetting process.
Bahahaha eat it dipshit!
Aw man, it’s Chris Hansen
Have a seat right over there…
How does he do that?!
Hiw long before he get the pardon?
promoted to head of the newly formed “Department of Solicitation of totally adult people, Trust us”
Thankfully, POTUS can’t pardon a state crime, only federal.
Lmao this is cute.
He’ll argue that the accused participates in “interstate commerce”, which is regulated at the federal level, not the state. By imprisoning him against the will of the President, the state infringes on federal powers. Thus, the President’s power to pardon extends to state crimes as well as federal.
And just like that, human trafficking is state-sanctioned
No, it is federal-sanctioned.
But wait, the Fed is the state!
Wait darn it English!
That would be for somebody who think the law apply to him
Something is really fishy here. Could it be that he just got trapped into something he didn’t really have anything to do with? Planted evidence and such just because he dared go against Trump? I’m just devil’s advocating this edge into the topic.
He didn’t go against Trump. He’s a conservative who wanted to jail people for speaking out against Trump and tried to make an easily abusable law to arrest protesters and have them committed to a psych ward
Oh I got this headline all wrong! You mean he is the guy behind suppressing free speech like “Trump is a total asshole”. Well then good!
Oh I got this headline all wrong!
Maybe you should read the stories instead of just the headline in the future.
Umm… “Trump Derangement Syndrome” is something MAGA created to make sense out of why anyone could possibly not like Trump- because in their fragile minds, it’s not possible a sane person would not like a criminal rapist.
Essentially, this dude is part of a group of fascist gremlins that are trying to make not linking Trump classified as a detainment-worthy mental illness.
Last time a Republican went to jail it took a long ass while and lots of investigation and litigation and the guy got pardoned. Its just odd hoe swift this came in.
One could say that he’s “Not Like Us”, even.
Oh they can try
I wonder how long before the fake org called “doge” seeks to defund any police anywhere that are catching pedos, because it is probably just “waste, fraud and abuse” to bust what are probably mostly qons.
Hopefully it’s done by the states, so they can’t defend it.
Bloomington Police Department jail
It seems like its not federal. Minnosota Board of Pardons have zero republicans, one is Governor Tim Walz, the other is a Minnesota Supreme Court justice appointed by Tim Walz, and the Attorney General of Minnesota, who is a DFL member, so he has near zero chance of getting a pardon.
Bloomington is a city in the Twin Cities metro. They’re local cops.
Prosecutions that aren’t federal are done by the state. Cities cannot prosecute. The district attorney who prosecutes does so in the name of the state, even if the district attorney is elected by the city. Mayors cannot pardon.
And if the DA drops a case without justificstion, the State Attorney General could pick up the prosecution.
I didn’t say cities can prosecute, just reaffirming that this isn’t federal.
Who would have thought those who love to control gullible people would go after the MOST gullible of us in search of power. It’s almost like they love to control the powerless and vulnerable… Hmm…
Weakness is seeking to control others because it takes a lot of courage, strength and willpower to control our inner beasts/demons/worst impulses/insert your favorite term.
If you are a public figure why would you risk this? I am not confident, but I am pretty sure there was some mid teir Diddy or Epstien he could have talk to.
Whatever. Not surprised, hope he spends the rest of his life in jail.
Their God emperor Krasnov once said he could shoot someone in the middle of fifth avenue and not lose a vote, and they want to be just like him when they grow up.
you don’t understand power, fascists, or pedophiles. but I repeat myself.
So many fucking pedophiles in the conservative ranks. Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.
Modern conservatives lack the creativity to imagine plausible damning accusations.
They must draw from life.
When they hilariously try, we get “Jewish space lasers” and “pizza parlor child fight club rings.”
Then they get angry that basically every creative and artistic field is dominated specifically by not them. When they get handed a budget to attempt creativity, we get preachfest garbage like “God’s not dead 23” that spends 2 hours basically turning to the camera lecturing viewers about conservative grievances in the form of repetitive gotcha strawman scenarios like it’s Festivus.
That’s the problem with only hating, with only negativity, with only being against change. It’s like trying to grow a flower by watering it with vinegar.
Everyone knows you should use Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes!
Victims, too.
What an asshole.
The onion is going to have a hard time with this new competition, Clown world.
they actually… oh god does somebody want to explain that to them? I don’t have it in me.
Odds he introduced the bill to be pardoned by Trump?
