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My application:
Pros:
- Great at cooking
- Built several gardens and chicken coups
- I have zero problem doing all the house chores if I get to wear a maid dress
- Computer skillz, love selfhosting
- Very good at handywork and fixing things
Cons:
- Im anti (generative) ai (for eco and copyright reasons)
- I will talk your ear off about planes, cars, trains, tanks, nuclear power, etc
- And the worst offender: I play warthunder
Sounds great! The cons aren’t cons to me! I’m not sure if I can trust a war thunder player not to leak confidential information though xd
I play warthunder
have you considered working for a spy agency? They can probably get you papers.
2 of those cons are actually pros.
You’re perfect!
I don’t play top tier though, so as long as that’s not a problem.
Low teir is where all the fun is at!
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I feel like the US could use a chicken coup right now. Couldn’t be worse than the dipshits currently in charge.
All of that is already me, exept i am not pro nuclear and warthunder do be a red flag
beautiful
There’s always a catch 🙁
You are beautiful though!
🙈
Okay, but I’m not beautiful. However, my wife and her best friend are (They’re a bonded pair, I couldn’t separate them). So we need like three people, one of whom is willing to take one for the team.
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Noooo don’t say that. I’m sure you have a great personality you just don’t see/believe it yourself :(.
u r a human bean and i beleib in u
if we all pool our money together we can buy an island for just queer people. :^
if we’re lucky the capitalist system collapses in our lifetime, and all we have to do is wait :D
I don’t know why so many people on Lemmy seem to think that when capitalism dies a fully formed socialist utopia will magically spring up in its place. The way we’re headed when capitalism dies the people with all the guns will be in charge, and that’s mostly the same people who already are. The end of the American republic probably won’t be the end of the American empire.
I always have fantasized about getting a group of cool people, buying an island, establishing it in the world economy and starting a new world without the prejudice, discrimination, and microplastics. 😅
Magneto?..
That’s when the CIA comes knocking
I’ve heard your island has oil near it. Is 1000km too close to do a coup?
if i had the chance, i’d maybe do something similar. but who knows
what i’m longing for the most is that green, uncut grass grows again near the roadside. everywhere today the air is stinky and full of dust. if there were plants, they would remove the dust from the air (because they evaporate water and that “washes” the air clean) and the air would be breathable and healthy again.
GAY FURRY COMMUNE!
BRING ME WITH Y’ALL
Yes lets do another israel but with LGBTQ+ people (/with hookers and coke)
Look the problem with israel is that there were people living there originally.
I think it’s fine if nobody is living there.
It’s not the only problem, but certainly the main one.
hello. I have no useful life skills, but I am very good at sucking dick, and my ass is about a meter in circumference. If you want to take on the responsibility of owning a femboy, hit me up.
about a meter
Speaking metric already? This one has promising submissve qualities for you euro tops.
Unfortunately not given the spelling of metre :(
oh no! I’ll do better, I wasn’t aware!
Which way are you measuring? Is this just cheek, or hips or what
it’s my hip measurement.
Yes please I can maybe get u 2 wife for the price of one
😳
Deal.
Australia here as well yo. Is there any latina nerdy shut-ins finally going to have a reason to be on the same side of the planet?
This thread has given me ideas for a great new dating/emigration app
Include Australia/NZ if you do. We exist.
Same. Want to work on said possible idea? I propose calling it a “foreign dating and immersive language practice” app
How about an autistic german enby twink/twunk/femboy?
twunk? twink hunk?
Yes. I am slender but got muscles and decent size piece. Buuut am not a jock and sometimes am in femboy mood owo
Hi
henlo
Let me just pack my programming socks
Have you heard about our lord and saviour, thick thighs?
I’m intrigued, tell me more
Thick thighs love you and want to embrace you, but only if you allow them and let them into your heart. Thick thighs save lives.
Which country, and do you want to share my dildo collection?
The Netherlands and yes
I am in europe already and would love to share
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I would have hated you back when I still worked in Tourism. I used to work at a canoing station and when doing the introduction they always say they understand german until you ask them 1 question and then realize you can just do it again in english.
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Dutch, french or danish or italian?
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That explains the annoying tourist
