It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
Hopefully unlubed.
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
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Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.
Frau Farbissina > Lauren Sánchez
Dr. Evil demands compensation of
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
Your mom been on Amazon again?
Paging Dr. Evil.
That’s contraband in the state of Texas.
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
Dick! take a look out of starboard. My God! It looks like a huge…
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
I wonder if this is Nevada, where you see them transporting military equipment on trucks all the time. Like missiles and bombs. Wondering if someone got creative with the covering.
No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.
Skeet
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
Now that’s a big load!
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
What does LPT stand for?
Life Pro Tip.
