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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Dream job!

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Dream job!

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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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  • kn0wmad1c@programming.dev
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    I wonder if this job is targeted to a specific person so that the person it’s for will apply, but no one else will

  • affiliate@lemmy.world
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    this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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    The successful candidate

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    Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

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    Sounds illegal.

    • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.

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        If you need to pay for something, it is a huge red flag.

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      Does whatever country this is posted from not have a minimum wage? Screenshot says USA, I thought they did have one?

      • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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        Yes, but since volunteering is a thing, they may think they’re in the clear. Doubt they are though.

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    deleted by creator

    • baines@lemmy.cafe
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      bots

    • Jyek@sh.itjust.works
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      I’ve seen this meme before, therefore it is inconveniencing my internet experience and that is against the rules!

    • Voyajer@lemmy.world
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      Because it’s still funny

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      OH MY GOD I SAW SOMETHING OLD!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!

    • Evotech@lemmy.world
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      https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand_2x.png

  • ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml
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    AfterFleece

  • njm1314@lemmy.world
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    Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

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      Yes, that’s the point.

    • Artyom@lemm.ee
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      Almost certainly, they’re counting on their “audits” consisting of a script that looks for “$500 per week” in the descriotion to confirm that they’re posting ads.

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      Knowing how backwards things are here, yeah probably

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      deleted by creator

  • slappypantsgo@lemm.ee
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    Just change your company name to be [actual company name] dba AI Prompt Engineer College, call this a class, done.

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    Earn -$500 lol

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      -24k a year

      • Dasus@lemmy.world
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        “But you’re not considering how valuable this experience will be!”

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          So much to evade that gap in the resume

          • Dasus@lemmy.world
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            What gap?

            I’ve not been unemployed, I’ve been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I’m not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

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              Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.

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                No if you know they’re gonna have to check, then you’ve worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.

                You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.

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                  Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.

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        Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

        (I’m only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

        Edit: yep.I’m an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don’t shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

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          It’s per week.

          500 x 4 = 2000/month

          2000 x 12 = 24k

          By all means i’d love to split restaurant bills with you ;)

          • boydster@sh.itjust.works
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            Oh I made the stupid mistake and projected it outwards lol, my bad, I apologize and edited my post

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            There are 52 weeks in a year not 48. 500 x 52 = 26000.

        • cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world
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          $500 per week - 500x48=24k with 4 weeks of thankfully “unpaid” vacation

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            United States

            4 weeks of vacation

            Lol

            If the employee “works” every day of the year they earn -$26000

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              My longest vacation was 3 months.*

              * …after I got laid off.

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          How many weeks are there in a year?

          • tourist@lemmy.world
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            a lot

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            52

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            deleted by creator

          • boydster@sh.itjust.works
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            Well I planned for 12 apparently, so I guess I demand a lot of vacation time. I call it the Job Creator schedule.

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          Easy mistake to make. Also words can not describe my admiration and respect for someone who can leave a comment like this up with a humble edit.

          I might double check your math if we split the cheque, but unlike 99% of the people on the internet, I already can tell that I would WANT to have a supper with you.

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    Seriously though… is this shit real?

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      Apparently this was some sort of job posting “experiment” from a couple of years ago.

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    Dream job for the employer, that is.

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    I’m very been a Netflix employee for years.

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    big brain move

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    Is this…

    Violence?

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      No, but it’s something similar. It’s stupid.

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      Unless there’s actual hidden value here (possible), it’s more like a joke. Chickens rarely cross the road and they’re not getting paid.

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