Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes
JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?
I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic
As far as I know, There Can Only Be One Pope.
Through another executive order right?
fake news, where did his tits go?
In practice he would have to be celibate.
Another established norm to break?
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Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.
Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
He could tariff all the other religions!
Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president
He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!
Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?
Nah, just regular hell with the rest of us
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids
…kids that climb on rocks.
So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.
The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.
And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins…
I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.
Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.
Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.
Well, from what I know, a lot of his propaganda involves religion, and doing that could very well affect his image.
They also have their own president
Pooping?
Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.
Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I’m guessing he’s a world champion shitter.
Plus there was that whole “soiling himself in court” incident.
I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.
MAGA can’t hold him accountable for anything!
;-)
And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.
No poping certain type of fruit 🍒
He looks like a drunk
Oddly enough he never was a drinker.
Neither was Hitler
now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him
I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope
True, but the dear leader is Kim Yong Un, this is diaper Donny.
