I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.
Can’t take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
The tacos were covered in cilantro anyways…
It’s a genetic thing, you don’t need to fuck about.
I’m a fully brown person with fully brown ancestry and cilantro tastes like soap
Things white people use to call other white people white and somehow feel good or something
I mean… It’s literally genetic. The aldehydes in cilantro usually aren’t strong enough for people to taste. But if you want to know what I taste when I eat cilantro, go crush a stink bug, it’s the same chemical.
Apparently I can desensitize myself to it, and I want to. Certainly would open up a lot of options in foods I’m already a fan of (if you leave out the cilantro).
I’m weird. I can fully recognize the part that taste like soap. It isn’t strong or overpowering, but I can recognize the taste. Still love cilantro for the rest of the flavors it gives. I guess kinda like how beets taste a bit like dirt to me, but I still like beets and beet juice. Or truffle oil having an “earthy” flavor to me.
I wish I could taste the other flavors. That’s actually why I was considering desensitizing myself to it. I get the dirt and earthy, but I love both of those the same. I’ve been growing my palette, but it took me nearly two decades to find hops that I could stand to start desensitizing myself to that bitter.
To make this more plausible, let’s assume they’re all tied to chairs. I’d let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they’re all tied up very well.
None of the above, I’d add petrol
…you wouldn’t save the tacos? Not even to feed a hungry neighbor?
Tacos give me the shits
I mean I want the pleasure of watching JV Dunce lose in 4 years, but on the other hand… tacos.
That looks like cilantro on the tacos, so I’ll save…the painting behind Vance. I’m sure he’d thank me for that.
Stuff the tacos down as fast as possible then leave on my own.
It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would save the tacos.
As much as I’d like to save the tacos, my hands would be too busy holding the doors closed keeping all 5 of use inside.
I remember replying on my census form that 2 people live here: myself and that burrito I need to throw out…
This is a horrible Sophie’s choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
Luckily, they’re all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.
Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.
Eat two of them right away and save the third one!
Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.
I hate corn tortillas so i would save the tacos.
Honestly, those look like tacos someone I know may enjoy… I’d save them real hard… maybe wrap em in some foil or something…
All I’m saying is I’m pretty hungry. Ok?
I’m very allergic to cilantro and I’m still taking the tacos.
I don’t like onions, but I could pick around them.
NGL I kind of don’t like cilantro onion tacos, like I gotta figure out what to do with this now. Find a homeless person? idk.
Pick the soap leaf off and feed it to them, then leave with the rest of the tacos