Okay I love you bye bye
Jesus idk how you did it but I read the entire thing in Mindy’s voice from the first letter.
It’s like my mind knew
LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!
Antiquing
“Pizza’s done”
It isn’t like the enemy is going to be alive to ponder whatever I say and whoever recounts the tale will make up something more memorable anyway.
“Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you.”
Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.
(I’m not very good at this)
This is so insane when you think about it.
You’re in hospital, and your mom is really worrying about your dirty underwear?She’s not. She’s just using that argument to not speak the truth: That it’s disgusting to not keep yourself clean and she’s ashamed of your (probably) poop stained underwear.
Teenagers truly can be disgusting. It’s hard to tell them though. Even harder is, when this applies to grown ups.
Growing up means to realise that even the hurtful thing’s people said to you, where probably just said because they care for you. (Not everyone cares obviously) Parents live their first life too.
I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
“Remember me as… as a guy… but like a really humble guy… because even though what I’m doing is great and makes me better than you… I am not…”
explodes into orange juice
… Sorry, you failed your perception check as well.
As you pull out the ‘bomb’…
You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.
deleted by creator
“When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya.”
“Hey, that guy said to tell you-”
My main goal is to blow up.
Today me. Tomorrow you.
Sounds vaguely like a threat to blow them up…
“Hope they made a backup”
With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!
Nice one.
My only regret, is that I had Boneitis
farts
Yippie kayak, other buckets
Nine-nine!!
