lowers gun and shoots you in the back
Your mom.
Fuck you
Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like “What did I do?!”
Fuk u
“‘Have a gun pointing to my head.’ Checked.”
Woohoo! Bucket list complete!
They hesitated, so there’s a chance.
I’d ask to have a conversation since I’m dead anyway - what do they have to lose? May as well go out amused.
I try to improve myself every day.
But I can never achieve this level of genius. The answer is so obvious now!
Alright, this better blow my mind.
Just Mahna mahna
Live longer if you said Dee Dee De dee de
never gonna give you up…
I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.
I Sergey we Kurt Cobain the ceiling
Pull trigger to continue.
Penis
deleted by creator
you’ll never find all the bombs before they go off without me.
