I already have a big cock. So I would choose a bigger cock.
Hey, spare some cock for us too!
Hmm i think i worded that wrong…
Infinite wishes situation : upgrade your brain such that you are sufficiently smart to bio-engineer all the other organs.
Does happiness increase or decrease with intelligence? What if your brain upgrade becomes an emotional downgrade?
Does happiness increase or decrease with intelligence?
Is there even a correlation?
Looked it up. Seems there happiness does not decrease with intelligence. I would have assumed the more intelligence you have the more capacity to understand and worry about problems you would have.
Yea, but happiness is a weird thing. After live changing events, both positive and negative happiness is impacted for a while, but after a couple of months most people gravitate back to their default happiness level.
You could always downgrade your brain again after you’re done.
Or! OR! Downgrade your brain so you’re just dumb enough to feel constant happiness.
I was born flatfooted. I’d make my feet and legs normal.
my skin, i think the one organ that protects all the other organs is long overdue for an upgrade
Upgrade my butt. Poot existential dread instead of regular feces.
It definitely didn’t end the way I expected
Neither did i
I used to think that if I could have a superpower I’d like to be able to take a big rancid shit at will, but open up a portal so it would arrive in the pants of a person of my choosing. But these days, what’s the point? Most world leaders could be absolutely destroyed by a well timed beer dump, but Trump wouldn’t even notice anything unusual.
Definitely my spine. There’s a reason basically anyone who has worked in the trades for a while has a fucked up back. It would be nice to avoid my impending back problems.
Is it a form problem?
Been playing Lies of P and I find it funny to say I would upgrade my P-Organ. 😏
Upgrade my liver, stay drunk for the next 3 years and 9 months.
Isn’t that backwards? The liver filters alcohol out of the body. I would think an upgraded liver would sober you up quicker.
But I’ll die.
I guess this isn’t a good pick.
Either way you would run into the problem of having a huge amount of your calories come from alcohol, without any nutrients. Unless you’re just drinking beer, which is just liquid bread.
Rethinking this… no. I’m UPGRADING the liver to keep me drunk for 3 years and 9 months to not be sober. The upgrade is drunk and not dying, and another part of the upgrade is filtering out all the additional calories.
Wouldn’t being able to enter a coma on demand be more useful ? Wake up in 4 years…
Yes, but which organ do you upgrade to do that?
Brain, to add coma-on-demand functionality
Liver
I’d like to upgrade my penis into super penis, two barrels, break action instead of the pump action, then I’ll create a new sex act called “Quakeing”, where you strafe around your sexual partner while constantly ejaculating on them with your super penis.
Welp, that’s enough internet for today
Upgrade my eyes so I can sense different wavelengths of light at will. I would also make them very resistant to blindness.
Deafinitly one of the choices
Probably brain, responsetime
Who am I kidding, it’s gonna be vibrating dick
Good newss! If you use a massage gun pressed right to the base of your dick, it vibrates like a vibrator.
Great trick if she’s on top, fun for everyone
I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept
Heart failure is one of the biggest killers out there. I think you’d have a better odds of living a long life with some kind of super heart. Your heart is basically just a water pump that has to remain online for 100 years or you die fast.
Unless your lungs fail
The heart will take that on after the lung layoff.
That’s a good point, but in my opinion the other common deaths are way worse. Cancer? Living with the anxiety of impending death and constantly getting sicker, more in pain and being nauseous from medication? Or COPD, feeling like you are suffocating slowly? Alzheimers, Parkinsons? Or my personal fear - dying from a stupid simple cold? Man, I take a heart attack any day of the week.
I have a friend who’s losing the battle with cancer right now and I didn’t really appreciate how bad it would be. Both the cancer itself, and having this much forewarning. I would rather it be quick and surprise. For my sake lol screw everyone else
Yeah, I’m just thinking about the meta pick for general longevity.
Brain is a no-brainer. It’s okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific
Would it still be you after the upgrade?
Gee I sure hope not
Without the upgrade I don’t know. My knowledge of what constitutes my personality visavi my intelligence and such is too lacking, but I guess I would change
if i were smarter, i’d be able to answer that
Id like to switch my autism on and off
