Why do guys have a pleasure spot about halfway dick length up their assholes? Sadly, God left that out of the instruction manual and yet I feel like the best features don’t need documentation to be understood.

Hot take, but could this be Obama‘s fault somehow?

If you have to point to one single problem it’s shareholders, Dodge vs Ford (1916) established shareholder supremacy, so the point of any company isn’t to produce widgets or employ people or pay the CEO, it’s to produce value for the shareholders, end of story. All things serve this master purpose.

I worked at a privately held $1b manufacturing company recently, they were doing record profits, cut employee bonuses based on some bullshit metric we “failed to hit,” all the money was just pouring into the owning family’s pockets. Their private helicopter trips were the purpose of our labor. Their shopping excursions to Europe. Sadly, this is a highly politically active family in conservative politics, funding the Heritage foundation over decades.

“No one listen to what I’m about to say, but eating roadkill possum cures chlamydia.”

You can substitute the q-tips out for regular human hair if you’re prepping for tariff season

You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.

They could just put a gold-covered iPhone in the shitter and he’d log in and use it

And even then it’s dependent on the availability of the 4G network or whatever. They’re currently sunsetting 2G and 3G networks, that means a lot of old school devices have to be upgraded or cut off, upgrades come with new contracts.

Just having your car breakdown in a red state is a major crisis, debilitating event - There is no walkable infrastructure, no public transportation. But yeah, everything is like that down here.

+1 learning to parent yourself

I work in a library, one of my best friends is a librarian, this tracks 100%

edit: Notably they didn’t wait for law enforcement to appear, they called capitol police proactively and probably saved the day in doing so. No one wants (…another…) photo op opposing capitol police.

That’s because Windows NT is still in there

For many gay men, the “Do I want to date him or be him?” Issue can cut hard, so I’m not sure it’s that weird.

I’m in Little Rock, Arkansas, which has plenty of vacant properties and plenty of homeless, they don’t cancel each other out anymore but it’s because homeowners are terrified of homeless people so they police neighborhoods and call that shit in. As well they should, we have fires all the time around me because of them.

That’s always been a garbage claim, “in an industrial composter” where heat and moisture are super high. At very least moisture and UV light are needed, probably not going to happen in a landfill. But then nothing else in there is gonna decay either. If you dig up landfills from the 70s and 80s, you can still read the newspaper articles layered in with everything else. Imagine the wrappers for candy you threw away as a kid. They still exist.

It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off

I bought a Harbor Freight brand SawStop and honestly I’m almost typing at full speed again on 9 fingers now

I’ve been on the internet for like 30 years now, this isn’t even in my top 10. Honestly I feel more at home with colorful folks anyway so, shrug.

Eh I’ve spoken to Biden personally about gay rights, dude’s not bigoted and leans into the progressive catholic church. His wife being a physician doesn’t see abortion as murder I don’t think. His conservative tendencies are that he’s establishment - he thinks he’s still playing the same football game they’ve been playing since he was a kid. He’s neoliberal as hell as is the entire Democratic leadership, which turns people off.

Hell AI has been making fully automated kill-chain decisions for 5 years now. Yes it’s in everything.