Why is my phone judging me?
It seems like you’ve been asleep for 15 years if that’s the version of Android your phone is running
Far more reliable than modern smartphones. My last 2 just kill alarm randomly to save battery.
It’s an old meme but it checks out sir.
at that point, no and also caffeine and also dear god e̶̹̮̔̓͛̆̐̿̕͜ͅv̶̫͈̞͔̩̖͂e̴͉̭͆ȓ̶͈̙̈́͐͊̉͜y̶̛̛̹͔̱̲̼͌ţ̷̵̶̴̵̸̵̶̴̶̴̷̴̶̴̨̧̨̡̨̛̛̛͓͎͔̣̪͍̤͔̤̥̖͎̱̘̦͉̘̞̮̼̗̪̜͇̘͕̺̲̤̩̠͍̣̦̞̞͙̝͇̬͙̙̣̻͙̬͖̬͔̝̜̬̺̻̤͈͍̖͉͉̜̟̠̟͖̼̟̯̥͆̐͑́́̋̇̿̿̆̂̒̂̓̆̅̔̇̎͊̿̌̽̋̈́͑̃̍̋̎̄͂̐́̐̄̆́̊͗́͆͂͋̇̒́́̋̾̍͋̂̀͐̚͘̚̕̚͘͜͠͠ͅͅh̸̴̵̴̷̵̵̶̵̶̶̡̡̨̧̢̨̛̛͙͙̟̞̟͕̞̟̫͇͖̜̺̞͖̟̞͉͈͕̳͍̬̝̼̻̳͇̤̖̠͍̞͖͚̯̱̞̥̼͓̱͇͚̻̮̩̺̣̳̫̺̹̙̪͖̝̙͖̩̟̬̩̺̪͓͋̓̒̀̇̿̒̄̎̊̀͗̄̉̈̐͒̀̀̂͌̽͊́̀̿̄̎̃̉͋͆̄̄̈́̂̏̊̓͒̊̓̑͌̊̀̂̅̍̍̂͗̀̂͛̋̿̕̕͘̕̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅì̴̶̶̷̷̴̴̵̸̴̷̶̸̴̸̴̡̡̢̧̡̡̨̹̩̤̼̳̮͍̲̖̼̦͚̺̜̖̜͇̹̺̗̫͙͎͙̰̯͓̘̬̻̩̮͎̼̗̥̟͍̯̣̺̲͇̦͓̬̲͚͓̰͉̯͇̼̬̥͎̙̣͎̖̩̦͔̣̻̝̖̹̩̝͍̩̫́̿̄́͌͆̒̇̈́̉̅̀͌̔̏̿́̿̂̓̾͌̐̔̋̈̅̈́̃̽̾̿͊̈́́̀̅̊̅͗͋̌͆̉̉͌̃̾̌͂̿̑̉̉̐̀̓͛̽̃̔̐͊̍̌̈̀̅̽̋̎̈́͗̏̀͂̆̓͒͋́͘̕̕͘̕͘̚̕̕͘͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝n̶̵̶̵̵̸̶̵̵̷̵̴̸̷̡̡̧̧̡̡̡̛̛̘͚͎̮͚̩͙̠͓̫̯͈͙̞̹̹̝̲̖͍̪̪̲͎̹̻̻̬͔̻̥̯̩̮͉̠̜̹̥̺̣͉͈̙͙̮̥͖̟͖͔̠̪̗̪͉͆̒̂̿̌̉̉̐͒̂̀̀̎̈̑̈́͋̅̂̂͛̍̃̈͒̉͑̾́̈́̅̋͗̃̆̆̾̑̓͑̓̉̈́͌̿̆̌̿̂͐̉̇̃͋̏̚̚̚͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͠͠͠ģ̶̵̸̶̸̸̷̸̵̵̴̵̷̶̷̶̵̶̡̢̨̡̢̨̨̛̱̰̮̟̝̗̞̬͕̱̞̣̩͙̱̮̞̰̳̳̻͉̻̲͇̗͚̹̤̲̖̘͕͔͓͍̭̯̤̺͖̜̗͓̬̜̠̰̱̤̥̼͙̺͓̬̘̟͇͉͓̙̘͔͔̖̩̪̺̰͇̣͚͈̖̹̣̥̗̺͖͇̱̖͕̣̀͑͊̓̃͊̋̄̓́̍̀͊͊̽̄͗̉̆̎̓̀̍̃̐̓̒̎̄̒̅̾͑͊͊̈́̓̑͐̎́̿́̈́͋̀̓͋̅́̿̀̌͋͋̓̔͊̇͂̀͐̇̓̋̈́̓̊͊̀̆̿̀͊́͗͆̈͗̍̏̎͐̂̀͒̏̆̿͐̓̅̊̈̌̄̎̀̅̏͌͊̂́̊͑̈́̑̾̈̾̿̓͗́͐̕̕̚͘͘̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅş̷̶̸̷̸̵̶̵̷̸̴̴̷̸̨̧̧̢̛̛̛̛̮̪͎̱̩̻̰͍̲̥̪̻͕̫̜̩̗͓̥͉͔̯̥̣̺̦̺̲̠̜̤̪͕͓̞̻̯̼̫͙̙̟̺͓̞͓̤̳̫̥̞̥̟̩̱̥͙͉̦͖͔̼̤̦̖͖̂͛͂͂̀̂͒̆̈́̈́͌͛̈̽͌̑̈́̈̓̍͂̉̊͊̃̈́̀̀̂̑̿͂̀͊̑̍̅͛̈́̔̑̋̍̐̓͗̀̿̅͐̎̀̏͋̒͂̂̓̓̄̄̈́̊̀̒͆̒̈͒̆͗̚͘̕̕̚̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅ ̷̷̸̷̴̴̸̸̴̸̸̵̷̷̷̷̢̧̢̧̨̢̢̢̛̛̘̮̣̣̺͉̰̖̳̟̩̱̜͇̩̝̤̦̠̘̜̭͇̺̩̬̘͕͈̮̪͉͖̤͚̲̣̘̼̰̤̱͇̜͕͕̯̙̠̥̣̘̣̠̜̻͎̥̯͕̥̩͉̦͇͕̞̟̳͎͈̮͊̔͆̂̂́̃̃̀̂͛̈́̆͌̑͌̑̓̔̒͊͑̈̐̄̊͛̽̅͐̈́͌̐͒̓̑͆̏̿̿́̋̆̽̆̂͑̄͌̍̉̑̌̋͛̆͌̄̐̆̓̑͒̇͂͊͑̚͘̚̚̚̚̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅr̸̶̴̶̴̵̶̵̢̢̨̢̢̧̨͍̟̣̟̬̖̱͇͖̥̠̻͉̘̲̺͕̱̪̗̝͙̫͚̫͙̥̫͍͇̗̹̲͚̣̖̦̠̩̥̠̘̉̈̉̀̒̊̌̈͌̽͗̀́̿̆̆́̓̆̎̄̀̀͆̄̔͐̃͐̂͂̒͑̓̔́͐̾͛̿̀̾̚͘̚ȩ̷̴̸̸̷̶̴̸̵̵̵̴̶̵̶̶̶̴̴̸̸̨̨̨̡̡̡̡̡̧̧̡̨̛̛̛͙͕̺̖͎̻͉̥͓̮̻̲̬͔̹͍̦̭̦̪̠͕̝͖̳͉̬̗̯̗̻̳̦̼͈̬͔͓͍̥̤͍̲͓̩̼̬̫̪͍͔̖͈̖̫̦̘̯̻͓̯̗̱̗̟͉̥̟͓̱͈͚̞̹̯͖̰͚̗͔̣̻͓͇͉̣̜̗̝̠̘̱͙͉̝͕̙͇̩̠̪͎̹̤̻͉͖͖̳͓̮̳͎̰͍̫̤͂̒̇́̓͆̅̅͊̏̑̔̂̏̽̓̈́̎͂͛͊̍̽̂̆͑̂̊͊̏̾͋̔̔̏̊̈́̀͗̿̄̀̊̀͆̍͊̃́̒̃͛͆͌̃͆̂̂̀̾͗̎̆̋́̆̀͋̉͐̈́̋́̐̋̓̋͂̓̏͋̔͑́͗͘̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅd̸̶̷̴̵̸̵̵̸̶̷̵̸̨̧̡̛̛̛̛̙͚͎͓̝̯̯̮̮̪̗̞̥̰̪̹̺͇͖̦̼̗͔͔̲̲̱̫̩͕̙̗̲̗̳͈̰̫͎̭̺̠̭̻̻͕̠̙͙͖̲̖͕̥̺͊̉̃̎̀͋̽̿̊́̀̌͋͊͗̃̆̐͐͑̋̊̒̀̍̉͐̋̑͑͋̓̀̈́̀̃̉͑̔̐̊̇̎͒̄̀̈́͑͋͌́̂̇͆̈́̋̔̒̈̚̕̕̕͜͝͠͝ͅͅ
I once screwed myself over and worked for 24 whole hours with 3 part time jobs. Load in(setting up a stage) for IATSE at 4am, then a 7am start at cafe, then off to a grocery store to stock shelves by 2pm, then back to IATSE for loadout (teardown) at 10pm and finally a reprieve from this capitalist hellscape at 4am…
I foresee copious amounts of caffeine in your near future.
Then you’ll have to prepare for the crash. Depending on how long you need to be awake it could work…
Yep. Either that, or you’re just exhausted but also caffeinated so can’t sleep, and then you can’t focus all day, and end up being unproductive.
Hopefully it’s for a flight or something, and you’re a good airplane sleeper.
Just keep upping the caffeine. They sell caffeine power which can be added to essentially anything. If you pace it correctly, you could be up for the entire week before you finally go comatose on the weekend
… you are aware that over 400mg of caffeine is considered over the safe limit, right? It’ll be several grams before you die, but ending up in the hospital may not be worth whatever you need to accomplish.
Wait legit? I was joking but to be serious if that’s true I’m pretty sure I’m legitamitly constantly going above that limit.
That’s only 4 standard coffees. Each at an average of 100mg. I do two in the morning, one at lunch, at least three mugs of black tea a day and some green tea too.
That’s on a normal day man. Thanks for the warning maybe I should try cutting back.
Caffeine also has a half-life of around 8 hours so you may be accumulating.
I took some strong cold brew tea in a few weeks, it kept me wide awake but ended up giving me heart palpitations.
Now I use caffeineinformer to calculate safe limits, and stop drinking at around 17 to give the caffeine some time to get out of my system.
Yeah I explained it to another person here when they showed a whole shelf of monsters lol, but it’s pretty well summed up here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine
The limit is different depending on which health agency you’re estimating with, but the most conservative estimate I found was 320mg, with the most lenient being about 500mg.
Depending on your body weight, it’ll take a few grams to kill you, most likely around 10, and thats per day, so if you have 4 cups of coffee you might just need to knock it down to 3 or use it as needed rather than daily.
