Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher
Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?
Probably a research assistant
Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.
I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk
Like a pp corndog
God damn dude.
*closes legs
damn
Fucking hell
Why ask when you can find out?
I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘
Hey, who’s been using my avocado scented soap?
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
Oh god I’m close keep going
🌰 🥜 🔩
Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.
I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
Wat?
Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.
How can you know for sure though?
I’ve handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.
😏
Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?
Well, like skin, of course. :V
that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
It’s vintage, thank you
They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.
That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally
It was so disgusting digging all the gunk out with a toothpick, cotton swabs, and alcohol.
Optical mice were such a huge improvement everyone I knew (except the weird trackball guy) switched as soon as they became available and never looked back.
The first optical mice absolutely sucked compared to trackballs.
Fortunately, that period did not last long.
First optical mouse I used was interning at a university engineering department in 1993. It had a special metal mousepad with a grid on it, and it worked pretty well as I recall.
TIL it was a Kirsch design, one of the first, from 1980.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_mouse#/media/File:Old_optical_mouse.jpeg
Nice. I was referring to the consumer-level products that didn’t require a special pad, though.
Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis
cleanpenis.fart
Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Never been more disappointed in us. 😞
Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
☺️ 🏳️🌈👋 Happy pride!
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
Altar boy?
what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.
Oof.
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.
Your the expert, tell us.
- you + are = you’re
I guess you’re* the expert.
No.
My the expert.
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Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
Please don’t do a blinded experiment
Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.
I’d volunteer for that
as a sommelier or as an avocado?
Both
wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!
I imagine that’s not the best place to find a sample of clean penises
Just don’t forget to bring your nachos
mmm cockamole
Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.
Thank you
Goes great on your faceadilla.
With crema
I hate you, take my up vote.
You are an asset to the team. Welcome.
I think you should consult a dermatologist.
I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.
Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.
Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
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It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.
