Elmo the degenerate mass murderer can get fucked.
They are both corrupt degenerates that lack humanity and should be dealt with in a way that accounts for their lack of humanity.
Pretty sure he can’t, actually.
Too much Special K.
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So hard use of ketamine causes extensive damage to the urinary tract, and damages the bladder (and eventually causes kidney failure as shit backs up.)
It makes pissing incredibly painful.
Thing is, when ejaculating, semen also passed through the urethra, which is part of the lower urinary tract. So that would also probably be incredibly painful as well.
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“this is your dick. This is your dick on drugs. No. really. OUCH. Don’t do drugs, kay!” is a very persuasive message.
And yes, it is horrifying. Though I kinda think it’s karmic justice in Musk’s case.
Dude should’ve used DMT instead.
The word is his weiner is already unusable due to botched penis enlargement surgery.
Anybody have any idea what they’re trying to hide with this puppet show? Is the big bill getting too much attention or is it something else?
I think you’re giving them too much credit. I’m pretty sure this really is just a senile old man feuding with a ketamine addict.
It can and likely is both.
I don’t really see how. Trump could be playing it up a little to distract from the Medicare cuts, but I imagine he’s genuinely pissed about the Epstien thing. That probably played really badly with his base. There’s also no way Musk is doing this as a distraction; Telsa’s stock is imploding because of this.
While I don’t necessarily want to believe there’s anything decent in any of his supporters, I also really don’t feel like he’d lose a single one being a proven pedophile. They’re all in.
I think its a senile russian asset fighting a ketamine addict and both of their handlers are simply making good use of the natural distraction.
There was news today that the Senate is considering cutting Medicare in addition to Medicaid, as well as news of major changes to how science funding is sent out to researchers. Also the travel bans for foreign nationals from certain countries.
I highly doubt it’s anything. They’re selfish egotistical people out for their own gains. Elon never cared for Trump or the Republicans, just about what made him the most money. Now he’s buthurt and lashing out.
Imagine a timeline where Biden invited Elon to the electric car summit or whatever it was called. I imagine flipping to the Republicans was a response to being but hurt about that.
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Who will win this fight?
Everybody!
Let’s see if it’s real or more kabuki.
If Trump announces cancellation of major contracts with Musk-owned firms, it’s probably real. Otherwise, not.
I wouldn’t even hold announcements in stone, he has been flopping back and forth on massive, world-altering policy decisions for months. A spat with his rival narcissist isn’t going to be more or less scatterbrained.
They could just shell company their way out of this. It’s all kayfabe.
Most likely they’re going to patch it up, roll-back their rhetoric and continue milking the federal piggy-bank for as long as they can, and their supporters won’t give a shit because they’re not supporting either of these clowns because they want sound fiscal leadership, these guys gained a following because they “hurt the right people” and that’s all anyone cares about now.
I’m sorry to be the bucket of cold water, but we gotta remember we’re not in a functional democracy anymore. This is more like some “last days of Rome” acts.
I think Trump might deport this African immigrant for being part of some plot against the government.
He also tweeted a few hours ago that he’s thinking of starting a new political party (for the 80%?). Imagine if he Ross-Perots the next election. Either that or he becomes so petty he starts primary-ing Trump supporters in the House. He has a lot of options. Though I don’t expect much is gonna come out of it. Probably throw a few more shots to Trump to repair Tesla’s image and take a break from politics.
Ah yes, the 80% and they all support white genocide. /s
LOL!!!
This is amazing!!
This is chicken soup for the soul.
sadly, it looks like these ghouls are making up now, it was all a little puppet show…
Why am I rooting for Elon Musk in 2025?
The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy. But they can still be useful.
You shouldn’t be. When in history has rich people infighting worked out for poor people?
I guess it’s great that they’re seemingly not working together, but I find it hard to get excited.
“When the elephants fight, the grass is crushed. When the elephants make love, the grass is crushed.”
Because it’s easy to manipulate the general public with these planned out and scheduled spectacles specifically developed to provide cover for all the truly terrible stuff that’s being done just slightly behind the curtains while also giving both sides convenient cover from the other’s failures.
Because he spent the last 4 months balls deep in everything relating to the government and probably has access to all the information he could ever want to take him down. I fucking hate the guy, but it’s one of those “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” kinda situation.
No, he was just gathering it to hand over to Palantir. Once again, Peter Thiel, the real CEO of paypal is the shadowy puppeteer.
Lmao, two idiots fighting. This seemed kind of inevitable, they’re not compatible personality types to work with each other.
Elon definitely thinks he has more influence with trump’s crowd than he actually has, but I also think his position at twitter makes him dangerous to trump by undermining his ability to reach a lot of people who haven’t fully crawled down the maga conspiracy pipeline.
I don’t think he’s going to be able to shift much support to Vance ether. Vance and his ilk are just to weird for most trump supporters.
Consider this, JD Vance is Peter Thiel’s Acolyte, who desperately wants to bring about a global technocracy. What if all of this hasn’t been a genuine attempt yet. What if it’s merely theatre that has been setting the stage for Vance to take over. Trump gets to enrich his family beyond their wildest imagination, then he peaces out and the real horror begins.
I don’t see Vance flags on people’s trucks. I see Trump flags. I just don’t know that Vance gets the backing Trump does. I think the Rs capitulate to Trump so much because of his rabies base, and there’s this concern they’ll be replaced by someone who Trump endorses.
I do think it’s all a game for wealthy people, and we will just pay for it one way or another, regardless.
MAGA is a classic cult of personality. It’s all HitlerPig, there is no #2 waiting in the wings, not even his own spawn. When HitlerPig goes, MAGA is dead, and the backstabbing will become open warfare.
If the Dems can get their shit together, and have the spine to act, they’ll have the opportunity to sweep up the most corrupt traitors, and remove them from politics forever. They can hit a giant reset button on American politics.
Let’s see if they have the nerve for bold action on America’s behalf.
On the other hand, Vance is a loathsome piece of shit who even the MAGAts don’t like much.
We live in stupid times… where oligarchs fight each other on twitter
Is stinky out of Special K again?
Both deserve some Piazzale Loreto’ing
There’s some major schadenfreude in this, but never forget all of the damage that DOGE did to the government & countless numbers of its loyal employees.
So let me get that straight, you spent hundreds of millions of dollars to get a guy, who you think should be impeached and is guilty of underage sex, to be the president of the United States?
He KNEW about the underage sex stuff when he spent the nearly 300 billion dollars too.
He spent hundreds of millions to scrape personal data of all US citizens and cripple investigations into his businesses.
This is the real bottom line, right here