ok, who is the one that is pumping the average up so much?
Cheeses Georg
Wisconsin. 90 lbs per day is a kid’s ration there.
This is not cheese. Call it like you want, but not cheese please.
Frenchie
No no no, they have it all wrong.
90 pounds Sterling is what they are referencing. No that is about $120.
However you need to remember that cheese is a lot more expensive over there than it is here. 90 pounds (sterling) is about one frozen pizzas worth of cheese. And we all know on average Americans eat one frozen pizza a day.
I could never eat a frozen pizza every day. I like a little variety so I switch between pizza rolls, pepperoni Hot Pockets, and mini pizza bagels too!
The average american:
American here. This is true.
today?
At least it’s a real cheese and not Kraft singles
that’s how you know it’s BS, they don’t eat that much cheese, they eat that much “cheese based food product”
That yellow plastic being called “American cheese” is a stain on all the actually really good cheese that is made here.
Sure. I’m originally from “Europe” more or less anyway and I’m sure specific region based cheeses that are of high quality are made in the US. We just never hear about Wisconsin… Bay or whatever cheese.
That’s just one meal.
Im doing my part!
Well, you get the idea. I can never get gifs to work right.
You can’t drag-and-drop or copy-and-paste them; they get converted to .png . You have to actually click the “upload image” button and choose the .gif file from the file picker dialog.
Thanks!
You can also use the modified link embedding markdown to embed gifs from elsewhere.

Ok I let the sink in, what now? How does this relate to my cheese?
source?
Directly out of their bum.
Sarcasm
Wisconsin, mostly.
Milk
Europeans will believe this.
But not that this is cheese.
I’m European and I will believe this.
I’m European and I’ll fight you if you say this is made up.
Come on, be realistic! I can’t do 90lbs of cheese if I’m going to also do 60lbs of meat and still have room for 30 gallons of chocolate milkshake and 58 pints of ice cream!
It’s more like 75lbs of cheese.
At this rate, America and specifically the American diet is going to throw our planetary spin into an unsteady wobble due to the imbalanced weight of so many gigantic Americans living on one side of planet.
Maybe this is the reason why American expansionism was followed so forcefully in the past 50 years … we need to distribute Americans throughout the planet to keep from unbalancing the weight of humanity over the globe.
Nah, you’re forgetting about isostatic depression.