ICE is going to firing squad some people during the fireworks Friday.
“These individuals are often motivated by a broad range of racial, ethnic, political, religious, anti-government, societal, or personal grievances,” the assessment continued.
Pretty much covers…checks notes every citizen, immigrant, and visitor.
Well I mean crimes of passion were lest off the list.
Define: passion.
What if they’re passionate about racial, ethnic, political, religious, anti-government, societal, or personal grievances?
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Yup…
“For your protection we’ve decided to arrest everyone who is not a registered Republican”
That’s not going to save Republican or anyone else.
My state doesn’t have party registrations. It’d just be cheaper to wall us all off and leave us alone in our miserable place, just to be sure.
Of course, you can’t wall the side to Canada, but we’ll promise to not go there while we are isolated from the rest of the US.
My state doesn’t have party registrations but they keep track of when and where we vote, and therefore can see what primary we vote in.
Why not vote in both?
I don’t think they let you. But I often wind up voting against someone I particularly don’t like, regardless of party.
Gee, I wonder why…
Please strike mar a largo
Is ICE planning on going out in tiny groups‽
I feel like this comes every 4th of July, the only difference is now it is a wolf whistle.
Are we announcing the Reichstag fire this time?
Damn, that got me!
Nonstop fear-mongering. So exhausting.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit…
Gotta keep “the people” on the edge of their seats and clutching their pearls with fear!!
OTOH, maybe if this attempt at an administration wasn’t acting as dicks to the rest of the world, tarrifing every import, engaging in genocide, bombing Islamics and just generally fucking being douches to the Nth degree…
TBF, US is pretty hateable just now. 🤡 🖕 🖕 💩 💩
Islamics
We usually call them “Muslims”.
You’re confusing the Muslimics with the Islamians.
It’s definitely Muslamic
Ismalists
I thought ICE travelled in packs.
The collective noun for ICE members is “shitheel.”
Can’t have any pesky protests on the 4th.
Annnnd there’s the bat signal to all the domestic terrorist cells they’ve grown over the past decade of abuse.
Be safe over the next few days. Watch out for white guys with big truck and cops.
