Choosing to by a psycho is definitely a choice.
I once bought myself a birthday cake for dinner. Yes, I am overweight, why do You ask?
Then spit it right out again, as you know how much damage it will do.
Who eats a kit-cube starting from a corner?!
I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.
Tell that to your arteries at 35.
40 and still doing great!
Nah, not if you eat like this. You prob unhealthy af
Actually, I think I’m doing pretty well for a guy my age. Certainly better than the average. However, I could stand to do better.
I don’t actually eat bacon everyday. Just because I can do something doesn’t mean that I do.
Got any tips for an older gent that’s looking for some gains? Not trying to look like Chris Hemsworth, but a healthy muscle tone would be nice.
They say bring on the crestor lined bacon
We still live in a society governed by laws and morals.
Straight to jail.
You’re right, and it’s a jail of diabetes.
I was in college and loved Arby’s beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.
What weighs more, 5 Arby’s beef and cheddar or 5 pounds of Tungsten? The 5 Arby’s beef and cheddar, because you also gotta carry the weight of what you did to those Arby’s workers
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If your body reacts this way from eating too many sweets once, then your problem started weeks before.
The human body needs way less nutrients than people generally assume.
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If I ate something like this, I’d feel awful in a matter of minutes, probably about 30. Oh, it would taste awesome until then.
I’m not diabetic, but hypoglycemia sucks balls. I can’t even eat a fucking banana unless I’ve just had a meal. 😕
How does a banana give you low blood sugar, and how could eating a meal (= more carbohydrates) help?
When I started living on my own I baked a whole thing of cinnamon rolls and ate them all.
Just wait until you realize that being an adult means sucky responsibilities.
Next comes the realization you can also buy quality treats.
Man was it nice to fill up a shopping cart with ALL THE SWEETS and no-one could stop me.
Me, as a child: “I want to eat four KitKats at once.”
My parents: “You’ll give yourself a tummy ache and spend the rest of the day puking and shitting.”
Me, as an adult: puking and shitting noises
Fuck Nestle, Kit Kats are made by Nestle.
Based.
I’ve resigned myself to having to only Fuck Nestle on most of their products. Perfect is the enemy of good.
I don’t think there is any Nestle product I need
Kitititit-Katatatat
Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…
He’s trading in his Chevy for a Kitititit-Katatatat
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