I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
Update: I found it behind the freezer in my basement, must have fallen behind there while I was changing for work. Unfortunately I already applied for replacements of all the cards inside, but there was $45 cash inside so that’s neat
Mine was down the side of my nightstand for two days, check there?
Well this isn’t helpful, he can’t check your nightstand if you don’t post your address.
Oh, right
501 S Hudson Avenue Los Angeles, CA 90020
Thank you. I think it’s safe to post that online, even if you are Paranoid.