I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
Update: I found it behind the freezer in my basement, must have fallen behind there while I was changing for work. Unfortunately I already applied for replacements of all the cards inside, but there was $45 cash inside so that’s neat
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If you’re not at home, did you leave it at home this morning? If you’re at home, have you checked the laundry pile?
Wait, that was yours? Oops…say if you see a transaction record from Gritty Down Under just forget it
I don’t know, but annoyingly my wallet/keys/phone tends to always be in the last place I look.
Of course they’re all in the last place you look. Why would you keep looking for the thing in more places once you’ve found it?
I usually find stuff in the last place I could possibly look.
I mean, whenever I lose something for a while I tend to default to looking for it even after I find it.
Did you leave it in your car?
Check under the sofa
Between the cushions too
Somewhere special that you’ve never put it before, so you wouldn’t forget where it was
Slid between the bed and the wall.
I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.
The same could have happened to YOU.
Should’ve had grapes
it fell out of your pocket when you sat down
Did you leave it in your other pants/purse/jacket?
Mine was down the side of my nightstand for two days, check there?
Well this isn’t helpful, he can’t check your nightstand if you don’t post your address.
Oh, right
501 S Hudson Avenue Los Angeles, CA 90020
Thank you. I think it’s safe to post that online, even if you are Paranoid.
The troll under the bridge took it.
U Mad Bro?
Did you happen to leave it under the hood of a car you worked on earlier?
gnomes are holding it ransom until you right the wrong you committed against them
