JD Vance has said he is ready to take on the presidency “If God forbid, a terrible tragedy happens” to Donald Trump.
In a wide-ranging interview with USA TODAY, the vice president said he was “confident” President Trump would see out the rest of his term, but added he has had a lot of “on-the-job training”.
He also insisted to White House Correspondent Francesca Chambers Trump was in “incredibly good health”, despite recent questions about the president’s physical wellbeing.
Will the loser take more vacations and flood the Ohio River Valley?
He’s going to pope trump
He can’t wait to fuck those lovely couches in the oval office. Right now Donnie won’t let him.
First official act as president: install golden couch in the Oval Office.
I think the color is less important than you think, it’s more about the crevices.
It’ll look like silver when he’s had his way with it.
“terrible tragedy” …yeah
Yeah, that’s a weird way to spell “New National Holiday”.
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Time to roll out the technofascism and ultra surveillance
Vance could use some more grooming.
The best bet here is probably to watch melania. I doubt shell be able to contain herself. Finally free amd while probably not mega rich after shit all settles. She probably wont have to worry about amything again.
She’s his third wife, the pre-nup is probably ironclad.
That’s for divorce, not death right?
We should watch for Melania and the trump kids visiting trump’s lawyers (to ask about his will)
Ok, but what about if Trump dies?
We celebrate?
“Don’t you think he looks tired?”
he’s finally gonna kill him
wink
Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
He’s here to fuck couches and chew bubble gum and he’s all out of bubble gum.
They’re going to need to wrap up the furniture in the oval office like it’s moving day.
He already isnt allowed within 500 feet of Ikea…
Couches everywhere should shudder in horror.
Expect the Supreme Court to overturn Couches v. Vance.
Before i got laid off leadership said everything is fine. I didn’t believe it then and this is way more obvious.
