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technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

Trump to host UFC octagon cage fight on White House lawn in 2026

www.euronews.com

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Trump to host UFC octagon cage fight on White House lawn in 2026

www.euronews.com

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago
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Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US's 250th independence celebrations.
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    Wow, now that’s a not-the-onion post for sure, yikes.

    Oddly, not the first time people did trashy shit on the White House lawn. Look up Andrew Jacksons fucking hillbilly BBQs— just as racist, too!

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      I came in this thread to post something like

      Andrew Jackson’s back

      Or

      Andrew Jackson, is that you?

      After this, the next thing is WWE at the white house, giving the favour back to Vince McMahon

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    lol so trashy. Idiocracy in action.

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    Somebody fucking shoot him already. Jesus christ end this fucking nightmare.

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      They did

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      Honestly, the follow up with Vance + Thiel taking the reins scares me a whole lot more.

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    He is such trash

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    https://www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/2025/09/14/charlie-kirk-netanyahu/

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    Euronews has fascist and Orban ties…

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      Netanyahu ties his shoes with little knotzees.

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    Is it going to be two black wage slaves, trying to feed their families?

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      Trump getting into the Mandingo game…

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    How long before the Presidency starts hosting monster truck themed executions at the Whitehouse? It can’t be much longer now.

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      The Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert shows will be replaced with everyone’s favourite hit, “Ow! My Balls!”

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        Go away, batin’!

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        Japan beat us to that one like a half a dozen times by now and still have a functioning society.

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        Which is classic real conservative American humor. People getting hurt.

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    Lol.

    The presidency. The White House. Medals of Freedom. Our democracy.

    None of these mean anything anymore.

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    EPSTEIN FILES

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    Ten bucks says this is all happening because, somewhere along the way, someone explained to him that an octagon has more sides than a pentagon.

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      Isn’t Egypt building a proper octagon as their defence HQ?

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    My first wife was tarded

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      I heard she’s a pilot now

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    That almost looks like a distraction from something.

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    I’d pay for Paddy Limblett to beat the shit of Trump in an octagon.

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