Awh poor Donnie wishes he wasn’t a sick perverted fuck.
Lol if it weren’t for Big Money I wouldn’t know what these were. Ofc Trump is hawking them.
I need a fisheye lens, and a CRANE!
The AI didn’t even imitate his voice that accurately.
For years, some on the extreme right have promoted the conspiracy theory that the U.S. military is in possession of technology — in the form of magic “med beds” — which can singlehandedly cure any disease and extend human life. The beds can supposedly even regrow missing limbs within minutes.
that the military really is in possession of such a device.That’s the real reason he created the Space Force
Why does the Space Force have woodland camo if they aren’t going off world?
There is even a stargate program but of course it’s only more ai bs.
It’s a great cover story for all that power the Chappa’ai uses
Our formidable shuttles got defunded for this…
The side effects of using that thing would explain how crazy some of the billionaire types have been getting of late I suppose…
So I’ve just decided that if the president of the United States can literally scam the dumbest people in the world out of money, it’s carte blanche for me to do it as well. I’ll return to morality if sanity ever returns to the world.
If you’re looking to the powerful as your moral guidepost, you just want an excuse to be shitty.
Hey I got a used MedBed, $5K and it’s yours
$KKKKK one bag of magic beans please
FTFY
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Ah he must’ve caught parts of reruns of the classified military documentaries SG-1 and NCC-1701D where folks in uniform are clearly seen handling such beds.
Elysium as well. I wouldn’t put Star Trek into the mix, as there are still diseases and ailments in that universe, they’re just a bit more advanced.
So I take it this dipshit finally got around to watching Elysium? Surely his handlers should know by now that you shouldn’t let Donny watch movies by himself after dark.
He didn’t pick up on the theme of the commons defeating authoritarianism and only noticed the magic medical beds.
It’s like thinking Star Wars is all about cool glow stick fights. I mean, it is, but it’s about other stuff too.
It’s about pew, pew too.
Actually after Andor my Star Wars perspective has shifted. Any Star Wars from the epic to the small is about hope, and that anyone can contribute their part to change. Sometimes a person is a big part of that, sometimes just a small piece, but they’re all important.
Wow, Trump wouldn’t like that, would he? That is, if he could possibly pick up on that theme.
What like trade federations and the legal structures which allow that and similar federations to thrive? Action packed galactic senate debate?
Same joke but worse. Well done.
What volume are we on now?
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Or a distraction from the attempt to consolidate power and stop any more elections
Which version of med bed? The alien origin ones or the advanced earth civilization hidden under Mount Shasta?
I thought the Shasta ones only worked on lizard people?
There’s also the third option of “we saw a diagram of a monopolar electrosurgical unit at one point and decided that was magic that can cure stuff”.
Bonkers people do bonkers things.
Would you expect a sane output from someone who is about as mentally stable as The Joker.
That guy was better
His Q fan base has turned on him, and he’s trying to win them back.
Every American will receive a med bed card? So like, universal healthcare?
plus if it’s good enough that’s free surgery for trans people
Shh, don’t distract him when he’s starting to get the point. No matter how nuts he might be, if this plants the idea that the orange one supports healthcare for all in the minds of his followers, it might move some in the right direction.
