Rose@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 25 days agoAncient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgotmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square119linkfedilinkarrow-up11.76Karrow-down15file-text
arrow-up11.75Karrow-down1imageAncient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgotmedia.piefed.socialRose@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square119linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·23 days agoThat’s why board executives and business are so excited about it
minus-squareundergroundoverground@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·23 days agoIt’s not my fault I was just following orders It’s just company policy It’s just a misstep in the algorithm
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 days agoI’m sorry the computer said layoffs so… Get fucked.
minus-squareEightLeggedFreak@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 days agoAi says you’re not a citizen. Deported.
minus-squaresaarth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·23 days agoThey can finally get rid of McKinsey and blame it on cheaper and faster trendy butthole logo of the month.
minus-squarekilleronthecorner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 days agoWhy would they get rid of McKinsey? That would make dinner at the club super awkward!
That’s why board executives and business are so excited about it
It’s not my fault
I was just following ordersIt’s just company policyIt’s just a misstep in the algorithm
I’m sorry the computer said layoffs so… Get fucked.
Ai says you’re not a citizen. Deported.
They can finally get rid of McKinsey and blame it on cheaper and faster trendy butthole logo of the month.
Why would they get rid of McKinsey? That would make dinner at the club super awkward!