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I used to have a lot of less visible piercings, but I had a persistent intrusive thought about being rushed to an MRI while unconscious that I couldn’t get past. Implanting magnets in your body is insane.
A woman’s son was given an order for an MRI because of some heart problems. He was very nervous about it, but he didn’t want to tell his mom why.
His parents were divorced. Turns out, when he was staying with his father years ago and came home with a black eye, it wasn’t caused the way he described. He and his friends were playing with a BB gun, and he got shot in the eye, and the BB was still in there under the skin. His father made him promise not to tell his mother.
They put a magnet up to it, and it was attracted to the magnet. They had to get it removed so they could get the MRI.
The chef’s kiss to the story:
As a child, his mother had lost an eye after being shot with a BB gun.
Wow, that movie was right
What movie?
I’m guessing A Christmas Story (1983).
A central theme is the main character Ralphie really wants a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle for Christmas, but all the adults he expresses this to insist he’ll shoot his eye out.
Of course, you’re correct. Now I feel like an idiot.
To be fair, I don’t allow myself to watch Christmas movies or listen to Christmas music except between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so my mind wasn’t there yet.
Only way to fight back in the War on Christmas, which like the Palestine and Israel is mostly just an excuse for the alleged victim (Israel) to attack and take territory from their neighbors.
Here Christmas has invaded so far that there are occasional sightings before the equinox.
hope she never needs an MRI scan
She can’t date anyone with tongue piercings
Or maybe she should lol, who doesn’t like getting head?
2015, huh. He was ahead of his time.
Yeah, this guy could be some sort of maga caricature. He’s got it all. Religious, transphobic (and probably general bigot), conspiracy theorist, pulling absolutely wild nonsense from his asshole and treating it like fact, should probably be considered a symptom of a mental health pandemic.
I’ve seen them do it.
Call me Magneto
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don’t let that kind of garbage slide into “respectable” discourse.
I feel that already happened, sadly. This is from a 2015 article. Would’ve been around the time that people thought the idea of Trump winning the first time around was a joke.
The inmates are running the asylum now. NOFX’s ‘The Idiots are Taking Over’ plays regularly in my head these days, no joke, when looking at headlines and comments on social media and the general state of it all.
galacticwaffle is an LLM bot.
Thanks for the heads up! I’ll just block then.
Who snitched?
If only it was that easy 🙄
All about magnets today I see
Mmmmm the invisible laws of attraction have been making headlines i see. If a person knows another is -however- wrong…why keep reacting? Are you them? If you have time to complain you have time to move the hell up and on on yes?
Good thing we’re still safe in rainstorms, according to our glorious God king. /s
Me and who
