Who are the people in the front row? I think I recognize only Celine Dion.
The Fuck Off curling cheat is up front.
On the right side is
I don’t know who the woman at 6 is but at least I get a window seat and in-flight entertainment during turbulence.
That’s Katy perry… Don’t get too close to her or she will buy your mansion and make you homeless and you will die.
Oh I didn’t recognize her without bangs. Anyway joke’s on her, I’m broke and living in an apartment.
She will also suck your brain out of your ear.
Kinky
2, so I can join forces with Marc Kennedy in going around the plane and telling everyone to fuck off. Then I’m gonna ask Ms. Freeland to help shove Danielle Smith into an overhead compartment.
Danielle will immediately move after takeoff to sit in row 7. “Just call me Bill” ❤️ ❤️
9, so I can stab the fucker in the eyes repeatedly with my in flight meal cutlery.
You can shoot him with your long gun no one knows about.
No, I want him to survive with irreparable damage to his eyes.
I don’t recognize most of these people, but I would sit at 6 just to not sit next to some dude. (I also like window seats.)
6 is Katy Perry I think?
If you sit between her and Trudeau, the brain damage from the overheard conversations would be permanent.
I don’t doubt this lol
I know right? Right? I know, right? Ahhhh…uhhhh…right?
Also has the perk of being furthest away from Trump, who will most likely smell of shit 5 minutes in.
Wow, can’t choose between mediating a convo between Carney and Trump or being within strangling distance of Ford.
Just release a few bees into the cabin or cover his head with a tight basket you learned how to weave at York.
(Ontario meta)
Grabs the ejector handle
Omg PP is gonna hate me, put me in seat 9
What did Celine do to get on this plane?
Can I crash this plane?
7, and break a neck.
Honestly, you probably would be able to do the job with a well-placed myocardial thump.
Ball your hand up into a fist, and wait for him to nod off and just swing down to hit him in the middle of the chest as hard as you can, and then spend the rest of the time fighting off anybody that would try to save him.
If you have time for a second round, a knife hand to the throat would be a good follow up.
You could just tell him a latino is flying the plane instead. He would stroke out and die right there.
On the plus side, it would kill half the other people on the flight too.
Flight crew jump seat in the galley.
on the ground with a Surface to Air missile.
6 because of boobs. That might be a mistake because I have no idea who the owner of said boobs is.
It’s Katy Perry, I believe.
And her boyfriend is sitting across the aisle from you, so that’s gonna be annoying
But she’ll also probably be distracted the whole flight by said bf, giving you a window seat and hopefully a buffer between you and everyone else
Probably 8 so I can get some pointers on my Shawinigan Handshake, and practice on a dummy at the same time!
