Just to be clear, you’re not a stalker? Because that’s really a very stalkery thing to ask.
We just locked up a guy for being stalkery with Holly Willoughby, so…
Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.
I don’t know, but I do know I’d kill Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.
(You have no idea how many times I’ve seen this episode.)
What show is that?
Why it’s only the funniest TV show ever made!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000
Especially if you discount all the other comedy shows that don’t involve a person and their robot friends trapped in space being forced to watch cheesy movies.
My favorite episode was when they watched Zardoz, although I’m not 100% sure they ever did watch it - I may have just watched it by myself and imagined them saying stuff about it. Honestly, Sean Connery in a codpiece writes itself.
They never watched it.
thx
Which episode is it?
Cave Dwellers.
Think I found it
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You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.
/woooosh
She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.
In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.
Step 1) Be a woman
Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan
Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch
Step 4) Profit?
Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/03/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-hospital.html
I think it’s a long shot.
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Or bring a fucking scope
This is good
Throw your cum at her.
Top tier shitpost
Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.
Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
Also, being a lesbian will probably help.
Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.
Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…
Your dance parties are boring AF
True. I’m desperately tedious like that 😁
Oh this has layers
Shrek?
