I can’t believe we have a fucking candidate whose name’s “JD.” It’s like he’s the kid brother on some 90s sitcom. Blergh.
Though in 30 years we’ll have all the Braydens and Jaydens and Haydens getting elected.
Well, I, for one, appreciate that he’s wearing clothes every time I’ve seen his picture.
TLDR: He is pro-January 6th insurrection, pro-Project 2025, wants to overthrow the current government, basically as Trumptard as they get.
Pro-P2025 is an understatement. My man practically wrote the damned thing. People write him off as a simple grifter and climber, but this man’s hate is pure.
I think all politicians should be required to be named during speeches.
Is he in Sons of Jacob?
He’s the guy who, when asked about abortion ban exceptions for rape and increase, said “Two wrongs don’t make a right.”
From the NYT : "Shortly after J.D. Vance’s selection was announced, his hometown, Middletown, Ohio, was pounded by a strong storm with hail the size of golf balls that cleared parks and splash pads as people fled for cover. "
Those splash pads were giving the kids N. fowleri infections anyway.
Wait shit, Middletown had a natural disaster. Wait, fuck that motherfucker is from Middletown‽ Here I thought I was just being a generalist to my state by saying that Appalachians didn’t get shit compared to queer folk here, but I spent enough time in Middletown to say for a fact that his book is whiny bs
God:
WTF people. How many signs do you fucking need.
pegs little Jimmy betwixt the eyes with a golf ball sized peice of hail
God could end this any time she wants in a thousand different ways.
There is no God. For fucks sake imagine believing in ghosts in the 21st century.
Imagine being such a neckbeard that you can’t handle a joke about the same people you’re shitting on. Go outside.
Looks at climate change.
I think she already chose the method.
Gestures wildly at everything
I think she chose every method at once
God had the opportunity to end this in the funniest way possible back when Trump got COVID. Our mistake is in assuming Trump is the Pharaoh and not the Plague.
I think you mean “Trump’s VP pick is also a naked authoritarian.”
I can’t shake this feeling that we are just totally fucked.
oh man that bs on the prosecutor for docs and then all this shit. ugh.
At least Trump isn’t going through the facade of ‘draining the swamp’ again. He’s letting the swamp rats in through the front door.
Ah, he chose the most MAGA of the frontrunners, huh? Unsurprising.
It’s a quirky pretentious thing that they take pride in. It’s not Ohio State University. It’s THE Ohio State University
And they got stomped by the Wolverines! Eat shit, JD!
YES!
Are… Are there others?
Trump wants a loyal guy.
Except he was a never Trumper back in 2016. It’s going to be fun to play back those quotes.
Also, I wonder if you need to pick out your own noose if you’re going to be Trump’s VP.
Flip-flopping is a core republican “value”.
He doesn’t have the tiniest shred of decency like Pence did and will be riding Trump’s dick the whole way, so very unlikely he’ll have to worry about the noose…from Trump’s supporters, anyway.
Except he was a never Trumper back in 2016. It’s going to be fun to play back those quotes.
I’m years past thinking anyone voting R cares about (or maybe even perceives) hypocrisy in the slightest if it comes from someone with R next to their name.
Vance is a Muppet. When Pence finally said no, Vance will say yes.
He’s a kiss ass. JD Vance has used every public speaking opportunity to suck Trump’s dick very publicly.
A few years ago, he was shit talking Trump every chance he got.
Turns out, “never Trump” Republicans don’t have a political future.
Super excited to see how “Trump is America’s Hitler” does with those swing voters.
Disturbingly well, given the direction this country is headed.
They’re not paying attention to it now; I doubt they’ll understand when their neighbors are being rounded up.
Well, given how much the country has been declining, this is high praise.
I am surpised we can I hear what JD is saying while sucking Trump’s dick.
Sike
With the size of Trump’s dick. It is possible to understand JD.
Naked public dick-sucking? I’m starting to think these folks don’t care about family values
Interesting. It’s possible that he rapes children just like trump does.
Even if he doesn’t rape children like trump does, he still completely supports a child rapist.
I thought JFK Jr. was coming back from the dead to be the VP.
