Most people will lose a battle of wits with Petey B. He’s friggin’ quick and incredibly intelligent.
Boebert would lose a battle of wits with a rock though.
She loses battles of wit with herself nonstop, publicly. I think we’re safe.
Maybe try a battle of giving handjobs at a school play.
brave of boebert to fight a battle of wits while unarmed
Going for that pacifist achievement.
Of course Boebert lost. She went into battle unarmed.
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Play to your strengths. Stick to giving handies.
Why was she never charged with indecency? Weren’t there kids around? Caught on camera, in a public space.
And, can IQ scores run in the negative?
Because as a congresswoman she fucks Americans in public all day. I’m sure people were just glad someone enjoyed it this time
Not surprised Pete won.
She’d lose battle of wits against a stuffed iguana. She’s essentially unarmed
Bobo couldn’t win a battle of wits with a damp sponge.
Are you ready kids???
Aye aye captain!
WHOOOOOO debates like a pineapple under the sea?
BOBO FUCKWIT!
Who jerks a guy off in a theatre indecently?
BOBO FUCKWIT!
If christofascist bullshit be something you wish
BOBO FUCKWIT
She’ll drop her face in your lap and blub like a fish!
She’s as smart as she is tall
That’s that’s not her IQ, it’s the temperature outside. 80°, with 95% humidity to make things extra unbearable.
(Image: Lauren Boebert’s face from post thumbnail-- ¾ angle. She has a very forced, mostly terrifying smile. The image is edited with a crudely drawn witch hat and text reads, “I’ll grope you my pretty, and your little dog too”.)
They call me Cuban Pete!
Was also thinking, “LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!!”
I’m glad you saw it, I restrained myself from adding… SSAAAAMMOOKKIINNNNN!!!
No surprise, I’m fairly certain that she loses battles of wits regularly with small animals and house plants.
I think she could beat a slice of bread with some effort.
Only if it’s sitting next to her in the theater though.
She is definitely the sausage beating champion in that scenario.
As much as I hate to speak in defense of her, I have, on occasion, been outsmarted by pets.
They have all day to plot. But so does Boebert
Rabbits are very intelligent.
She’s probably not his type. And she didn’t know how to handle that.
She’s incredibly far from his type, and he’s taken, and his husband probably keeps him pretty happy.
Well, she’s not my type either, and I’m pretty into women.
I find hatred and imbecility to be pretty big turn offs, and she’s got both in excess.
I think the people who would, are doing this out a sort of hate boner fantasy where they basically fuck the intolerance out of her.
She should probably stick to beetlejuicing in the theater.
That was the tactic she tried on Pete but for some reason it didn’t work. It can’t be because he wasn’t interested because her pastor told her gay people weren’t actually real.
She doesn’t have to win. She just needs the attention and to be seen as battling the other.
She could win the public handy J competition though
Only because Pete is too classy to do out in the open.
Exactly. Handy J’s are a private and sacred thing.
I mean… didn’t she fail at that since she was busted?
Guess she really blew it
heyoooooo!!!
Ngl I’d smash
Ever see the movie Teeth?
Two words: chainmail condom (or three words if you’re really English and hate compound nouns)