“…because now we fucking LOVE SEATS, y’all!!!”
Nice word play.
“I did not have sexual relations with that settee!”
Sectional relations
The pig fucker strategy happened by accident for the Democrats. Thanks goodness for the tik tokr that started that. When Walz cracked that joke in his first speech as VP candidate it clearly upset Vance.
Apparently, the only way to get under their skin is to sink down to their level a bit. It’s funny how much attention some of this stuff actually got. They are just so weird!
It’s not even close to sinking to their level. This shit is harmless. That makes it especially hilarious to see them blow a gasket over something so lame. Trump wants to take his ball and go home.
No, convicted felon, and genuinely weird creepy Donald Trump, will take your ball and go home.
E. Jean Carroll already has the other one in a vice in her garage.
That reminds me of a story of some business man who was playing at one of Trumps golf courses with his 12 year old son. Trump was right behind them and because he went with a golf cart he caught up with them. Now they had seen Trumps shot go in the bushes somewhere. You mark your golf balls so you know whose ball it is. Trump, undeterred, drove up with his golf cart, decided the best placed ball, the 12 yo kids, was his and continued playing with it to the absolute bafflement of the father and son.
Now this story is from way before he decided to go into politics, but already showed exactly what kind of person he is.
I mean it’s just repeating a thing that isn’t true.
Like someone sleeping their way to the top of the presidential ticket? We’ve been dealing with their bullshit rhetoric for years so much we are all but immune to it. The magat snowflakes can go fuck themselves if they can’t take some in turn now.
Turns out that it’s also immature and shitty when we lie
This is totally harmless and a total tounge in cheek reference to the only talking points MAGA can come up with. MTG says Democrats are pedophiles on the floor of congress, lefties are saying JD fucks couches on Twitter. There’s apples and oranges but this is oranges and pine cones and also helps lighten the mood overall which helps voter engagement and turnout.
But most importantly, fuck em.
It was never true, not even partially. I don’t want to measure how decent I am by the shittiest benchmark conceivable, i.e. MTG. Also btw this is based on a tweet that is believable and cites page numbers. Plenty of teenagers have done things weirder than fuck couches.
You missed the entire point of what I said. The “lowest” the left went is an obvious joke, which is the oranges. MTG calling dems pedophiles is the fucking pine cones. They are NOT similar, at all. It is not something that can br used to measure a god damned thing. Don’t be obtuse because you have a bad take on an issue, it’s a bad look.
And anyone who thinks someone would write about fucking couches in a grift book to Bible thumper is a fucking idiot. That is not believable.
Hey, I wish “They go low, we go high” worked but 2016 proved that isn’t the world we live in. Even then, joking that Vance fucked a couch, which is a super fantastical claim which most people will at worse laugh at, is in a different league than claiming the VPotUS got there on her knees, especially when misogynistic magats will instantly believe it is true.
Hey, I wish “They go low, we go high” worked but 2016 proved that isn’t the world we live in.
There’s a difference in boldly criticizing and just lying.
Even then, joking that Vance fucked a couch, which is a super fantastical claim which most people will at worse laugh at,
You say that but it’s easily believed as something a teenager could’ve done. Also right after the last time I had this silly argument I corrected someone on here who thanked me because they literally believed it happened.
is in a different league than claiming the VPotUS got there on her knees, especially when misogynistic magats will instantly believe it is true.
Of course it is. “They’re worse” isn’t really an argument. Just an excuse.
It looks kind of pathetic. These dudes have real policy positions and behavior to attack and instead of anything substantive we get couches and weird.
If you’re trying to reach voters already with you, then it’ll be effective for that maybe, but it only tells other voters you think they’re imbeciles. Which is prolly accurate.
but it only tells other voters you think they’re imbeciles. Which is prolly accurate.
They’re trying to reach republican voters, of course they’re going to assume their target audience is a bunch of imbeciles who don’t care about policy. Because we have decades of evidence that they are a bunch of imbeciles who don’t care about policy.
You gotta meet your audience where they are, and we already know where the republican electorate is.
The talk about them being weird wasn’t devorced from policy. It was first brought up when talking about how republican leaders are weird for wanting book bans and abortion related policies
The media latched on to the word “weird” because it was unusual, but if you look at when Walz using it, it’s still largely being used in discussions of their horrible plans and actions
They latched onto it because they were told to by the DNC lol
There’s no way you believe that’s organic.
What happens in the couch, stays in the couch. But hey, loveseats got that name for a reason.
JD Vance’s local furniture store got that standing order for quarterly couch delivery for the very same reason!
If their voters are willing to wear t-shirts saying “real men wear diapers”, we need to get in on this racket and sell “real men fuck couches” and “better a couch-fucker than a Democrat!” shirts, then after a certain threshold of sales and enough time for Vance and Trump to notice and comment on the phenomenon, we can reveal that the profits are being donated to Kamala and that every shirt sold has a secret message written around the image in a tiny font that says “if you can read this, you’re a fucking moron”.
What about love seats? Or is that too vague for him because he loves all the seats.
WHY ARE YOU DODGING THE QUESTION?
“…because too much talking ruins the mood!!!”
“We’re not going to talk about couches or coconuts or whatever weird fetish KamalaHQ is into,” Cheung said, also referencing the coconut memes associated with Harris’ political persona. “When we have something to say, we’ll say loud and clear. If Kamala is a coward, we’ll call her a coward. If Tim Walz is a liar, we’ll call him a liar.”
Weird way to not talk about couches bro.
Don’t look at our maggoty cum fart couch, look at what THEY’RE doing instead!
Sorry, your name inspired that, aptly named for this topic after all.
Wait, lying is a problem now? Somebody better let Trump know.
Lying is only a problem if you’re a Democrat.
If you’re a republican they expect you to.
But Donald is a coward and a liar. He is also old as fuck. It is exacerbating his syphilis dementia.
It’s really a lot of couch talk for a campaign declaring no couch talk 🤷♂️
Throw pillow talk after you just banged your sofa?
Just because I haven’t told you recently: your username is disgusting
when we have something to say, we’ll say it loud and clear
Uh huh, like calling her a “DEI hire”. Or maybe the implied racism is sufficiently loud and clear for them
Lol what?! Kamala’s fetish? She has nothing to do with couches. She’s not even mentioned the situation with JD at all so far as I’m aware.
Jesus, is JD afraid Kamala might take his couch away or something? Why are they always afraid of people taking stuff away from them when in reality nobody wants to do that. They are so fucking weird.
QUICK! Don’t think of a couch!
Ok, what should we talk about instead? Epstein’s lists? Project 2025? Whether “I own the place” is a good reason to waltz in to a room that was supposed to give young girls privacy for changing? How much one should expect to pay to silence a porn star? Why regular Trump supporters should think he gives a single fuck about them when so many of the ones he selected to be a part of his administration ended up in prison when he could have pardoned them? Why he keeps bragging about passing a test that included tough questions like “identify this common object” and “what is your name?”? Whether he thinks his secret service agents gave the shooter some free shots deliberately because they secretly can’t stand him either and intend to push the idea of reasonable doubt as far as Trump himself does?
Narrator: “they’re totally going to talk about couches.”
Now I’m hearing The Narrator talking about how
StanleyJD Vance went down the hallway to the break room and found several couches laying there, waiting. But for whom were they waiting? JD’s heart skipped a beat at the thought that they had been waiting for him, and when he saw the way those lustful couches looked at him, he knew it was his lucky day.
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A lot of people are talking about couches and other sexy furniture.