What is a con man without the confidence?
Is this… is this a problem for President Drink Bleach?
Millennial here, we don’t like him either. I’m really concerned for the couches my children will have to grow up with.
certainly no more reaching between the cushions for change.
We must stop the right’s radical couchist agenda.
Won’t somebody think of the couches?
Can I request he stop coming to Michigan? This week marks the 3rd time since becoming Trump’s choice. We don’t want him here.
Someone should suggest he campaign in Miami. I hear he loves the Dolphins.
It’s probably because he’s so weird
Why is he so puffy? He always looks like he is wearing one of those silicon masks.
Those Silicon Valley Michelin Star restaurants aren’t going to visit themselves. Someone’s got to keep those sommeliers employed.
Too much drankin’
As a guy who’s puffy from too much drinkin’ I can confirm that it looks like too much drinkin
Same. I’m quitting tomorrow.
I hope you do! If that’s what you want/need, anyway.
An even better day would be today.
It’s a little known fact, but Vance is actually heterosectional.
He wants his own Ottoman Empire
He does, but he won’t get it if we chaise him away
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On July 31, Trump dismissed suggestions that JD Vance was a bad choice, telling the National Association of Black Journalists that vice presidential picks have “virtually no impact” on elections.
Then why are Republicans bothering to attack Tim Walz?
Even putting that aside, rather than defending his pick he just says sure he sucks, but it doesn’t matter… Way to go?
Republicans are synonymous with hypocrisy.
Probably because at least some boomers were educated enough (in their schools as well as hearing it straight from their parents) about the dangers of fascism.
He loves u guyz
:awkward forced Vance laugh inserted to seem genuine:
This guy has no backbone and just shills culture war trash while sucking his handlers dick at every corner…
This dude has no character
So many modern Boomer conservatives still cling to the mythology of the JFK era and the national labor movements that made America great in the wake of WW2. Reagan and Bush and Trump knew how to pander to these folks and to scapegoat minorities and immigrants as the cause of the country’s decline.
Vance doesn’t have any of that. He’s entirely a product of the 21st century without any roots to speak of. He hates his mom for needing oxy to get through the day. He hates his home town for failing to pull itself up by its own bootstraps, like the armies of government contractors at Yale and Langley and Silicon Valley. And he hates poor white people for not embodying the mystical traits of superhuman races in his favorite pulp fantasy novels. All of that is naked on his face when he tries to talk to anyone over 30.
He’s not like us. He spends too much time on the computer and now he’s a fucking weirdo.
the national labor movements that made America great in the wake of WW2
Ah yes, the wake of WWII. When America was on top and producing everything, because all of our competitors had the ever-loving shit bombed out of them. Also they needed to buy stuff too.
The industry Americans retained could have been under the same monopoly conditions of the 19th century. American working class labor could have been little more than serfs under these same historic conditions.
Instead, we got modern consumerism - private homes, cars, clothes, vacations, fancy liquors, home appliances, toys…
That isn’t what the working class of Latin America or Sub-Sahara Africa got, despite also being removed from the war.
Argentina was the 9th largest economy during the height of WW2. But Peronism looted the country rather than investing in it. South African apartheid and Brazil’s military coup set their economies back decades. These countries weren’t bombed by Germany or Japan, but they never took off like postwar USA.
Strong domestic unions held back the capitalist rot in the States at least until the Volcker shocks under Nixon, Ford, and Carter.
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(Offer of greatness and subsidized mortgages not available to black people)
Hey, I’m a weirdo that spends too much time on his computer and I don’t do any of that!
^ This.
It’s possible to be too online, very weird, etc…without being incel/blackpill/fascist weird.
They all do. I don’t see any different outcome if it was DeathSantis or Vivek or Token Tim Scott instead of JD.
These all people have one thing common among them - they all lack backbones and have absolutely no convictions beyond enriching themselves. Not one of them have even an appearance of a coherent policy that works for / is in best interest of anyone but themselves
The couch cleanliness demographic
To play devil’s advocate in defense of the Vance pick, I don’t think Trump needs any assistance in courting boomers. He’s managed to appeal to the generation’s racist tendencies and “I got mine” attitudes to great success. Vance is to try and attract the young dudebro vote with a discount Andrew Tate. So far he seems like the incel messiah, so maybe it’s even working, but obv in all normal circles being such a giant incel is weird af.
He’s not an incel. He “loves” his wife despite her race!
Her tradwife scores were so high that she beat all other
couchescompetitors even after losing points for her inferior bloodline.She cooks, cleans, bears children, and she’s a high-powered San Francisco lawyer. What’s more tradwifey than that?
Yeah, but did Trump really need any help locking up that vote? It’s not like they were going to flock over to Democrats anytime soon. He’s just doubling down on demographics that were already going for him anyways. He needed a stable Pence figure that could convince “on the fence” voters that there was still going to be an adult in the room, or just somebody who is anti-Israel or supports Palestine, that probably would’ve caused the most chaos among Democrats. They’d disagree on everything else, but hey, this person is against genocide in Israel, let’s vote for them.
I think the only anti-Israel person Trump would be able to get would be a literal Nazi, so I don’t know if that would have changed anything.
I do think that there’s a lot of apathy among the incel crowd though. Yeah they might support Trump as a strong man, but that doesn’t mean they’re willing to expend the energy to go outside and vote for him. I think the idea is that Vance is uh, energizing? that movement with all of his incredibly pro-natal talk. Vance feels pretty close to saying he wants women to just be breeding stock, and that’s something incels would vote for.
I can’t really play devil’s advocate beyond that, it feels too yucky trying to rationalize it. For all we know he was just the name Trump thought of on the day.
Yeah, we can’t discount the hetero-sectionals of this country. They’ll take women as breeding stock, but until that day comes, they’ll come on IKEA’s in-stock.
He needed a stable Pence figure that could convince “on the fence” voters that there was still going to be an adult in the room
Anyone stable enough to be that figure saw what his cult wanted to do to Pence and wouldn’t want to be his running mate.
Can you be an incel if you have children…?
Incel isn’t on your tax returns, Incel comes from the heart
Does celebate mean virgin? I thought it just meant not having sex.
You’re right, but the vast majority of incels are both.
Can we prove it’s his kids and not some cuck affair? Or so i heard.
You can be celibate after having children, so yes?
I think it’s more than simply being involuntarily celibate. It’s a whole thought process and belief system that places blame outside of yourself which creates a great animosity towards others.
I wouldn’t call myself an incel, but I sure wouldn’t be passing up sex if I were able to have it. I just don’t blame or hate women for my problems. It’s entirely my fault that I suck lol
I know the term is involuntary celibate, but the “movement” has kinda moved onto any men who believe that a woman is obligated to fuck them. That crowd has picked up on a heavy pro-natal message, and Vance’s disparaging comments about women who don’t have kids plays well there. He might have had sex, but he’s trying to offer those losers a world where they’re on top of the power structure.
He has things in common with incels, but that doesn’t make him one.
philosophically he really really is, in the same way andrew tate (except for thinking he’s hot, which incels don’t do) is.
It would be so easy to compare him to incels without saying he is one.
he’s an incel who got laid. philosophically, psychologically, socially, he still is. he just got his dick wet a few times. as much as they whine about it;the difference isn’t big enough to waste valuable bandwidth defining.
There is a big difference in a virgin and someone who fathered children.
And no I’m not defending him. He’s a total piece of shit. Just not involuntarily celibate even if he shares some views with those who are.
I mean just as one example of how they’re different: level of sexual frustration.
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He’ll always be an incel in spirit
Don’t let’s ignore the searing hatred us gen xers have for this living example of retrograde evolution.
Just a point of context that my fellow gen-xers still really do still suck and there more than likely isn’t that much hated for this couch lover.
Bleh. I have no idea what happened to some Gen Xers (and honestly I have the same question about some boomers, and have had these questions since the 80s, really), but I guess it proves the point that generations are not really a “thing” as much as marketers would like them to be.
I read that Gen Y are now better off than other generations were at the current stage in their lives, so I bet they might swing more conservative (the “I got mine” thing), possibly: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/the-dramatic-turnaround-in-millennials-finances/ar-AA1oKIcC
If the same happens to Gen Z, it is possible that these two generations might be even worse than boomers or Xers…but only time will tell.
Trump would never allow a strong male to roam his pasture. Of course he chose a limp towel to be his running mate. Vance is basically his mini me.
He may be a limp towel, but his blanket is brittle af.
Also basically just one consonant change to memorize, which is easier for the senile old man.
Oh that’s not an issue. He’s got his name on the one hand and the info to not poop his pants on the other. He confuses the hands sometimes, but for that he’s wearing diapers. JD cries though, when the old man calls him sir poopy pants.
I saw a Trump/Vance sign the other day that had started as a Trump/Pence sign originally, and they just changed the first two letters of the VP’s name - the different color of those two letters made it clear.
It made me wonder if Trump picked Vance because his name was so similar to Pence.
It’s responsible to recycle. He can also use the old gallows they built for pence once he gets bored of Vance as well.
