I know several women this would work on.
Works gooda enough eh?
Gouda
Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!
I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.
“Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”
If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off
Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!
(This is a joke)
Search for Pink and Brie.
GOALS
I’m straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.
Dating in Wisconsin
I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.
We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!
Burn what after you have perspired heavily in and introduce it to the food or drink of a man?!?
I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.
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I need the text highlighted please, I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about…
You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.
Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.
What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don’t believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman’s heart with cheese. That’s just a scientific fact.
I couldn’t verify it but that’s the name I found too.
Edit: goddamn a used mass market paperback copy is $50 on eBay. Nevermind I guess I won’t be getting burned at the stake.
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Not with that attitude.
Good old archive.org to the rescue
Still though, I’ve never been a big fan of ebooks. As terminally online as I am, I’ve never been able to get into it.
Just a different vibe I guess
Page 98.
Here is the page:
that got a lot worse in the 2nd sentence
Wisdom.
Fellas, if you’re girl is skinny, tall, red , works at a charity to make someone smile 😬, is. Obsessed with 🅱️heese, that’s not your grill, that’s Elan from family guy! 😤
