Phil McRevis

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My first email handle was poodlecruncher. It was referring to the harmonics shrieks my guitar made when I lightly touched the fret, and had the amp turned up. Got a few strange looks with that one.

dunno. Cant think of any.

In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta’s freight line Kalitta Air.

The new passenger/ freight line’s new name is:

Connie Lingus

The new airline’s tag line? “We go out of our way to lick the competition.”

Dont even have to come up with one. Have a friend named Eric Schin

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Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart…

Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)

Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.

Vaginia.

Jenny Talia.

Richard Trickle

Dickinson

Richard Head

Now find a good nickname for “Richard”